I do this all the time!! It’s hard for me to talk about my sweet angel princess pup without tearing up a bit because I just love her so much. My boyfriend is very good, but she is my favorite of all time. He’s fine with this.

came here to find and star this comment. are you 6'1 115 lbs? have we got a giant cable knit shirt/sweater/dress for you!!!

Yep, 100% cosign all of this.

I’d love to be wrong!

God, Bryan is absolutely winning and I find him disgusting. Every time he interacts with her at all, it’s just oozing with sex, but in a sleazy, not hot, totally insincere way. He’ll be banging bottle girls behind Rachel’s back in a Fort Lauderdale club by October. Peter as Bachelor could be interesting.

oh yes. this is some of the best shade i’ve seen in a longggggg time.

I don’t know her dot gif

“Are you living in Hawaii and thinking about living in a yurt?”
I wasn’t, but... now I kind of am???????

I have a spin-off anger, which is when my coworkers insert an automatic BACKGROUND PATTERN into all emails they send. Everything one woman sends me comes on light yellow with ~fun~ different-colored speckles all over it. It is a fucking nightmare and infests all future communication, including replies to her AND if I…

!! I’m so excited to see that you have a beauty blog! Your comments are always a treasure trove of beauty/hair/product info. Heading over there now!

I’m sorry Peter but how do you not know how to spell “coitus”?????

Thirded! Josiah in particular grew on me this ep, and Dean with more wokeness than I’d anticipated after his... less than stellar opening line.

Hard agree. Being jealous of your hot friend, sulking about nothing, and trying to cockblock everyone at every turn does not necessarily a good character make.

If you have to ask if your question is insensitive, you already know that it is. Can you not imagine how awful it would be to know that something sexual happened to you when you were unable to consent, but only remember pieces of it or not remember it at all? I have three dim, patchy memory fragments of my assault…

same, same, same.

I totally forgot that yesterday was Monday but will def still be watching tonight, even after having spoiled the dramz for myself. Rachel’s adorable dog, a puppy party, AND a slimy dude getting his possibly-cheating ass handed to him? #MYBRAND!

Right?? What was she expecting? She startled you and tickled you at the same time, it’s literally a knee-jerk reaction. Lesson fucking learned, Mom!

YES. when he said “I disgust her”, with the subtitles in the depressed voice, I snorted my drink allllll over myself

I’ve actually never watched Paradise— I always forget it’s starting, and then am like “IT’S TOO LATE I WON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON” which is... the dumbest thing ever to think about The Bachelor franchise.

my grandfather used to grab me and force-tickle me until i cried when i was kid. hilarious!!!! i’m not responsible for what happens to any ticklers in my vicinity.