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That’s how the Simple one is too! Looks, feels, smells like water. I may try Bioderma after this bottle runs out, it sounds like a great product.

That’s how the Simple one is too! Looks, feels, smells like water. I may try Bioderma after this bottle runs out, it

Yeah, definitely don't waste your time on Freak Show, it was a disaster IMO. Hotel wasn't awful, I enjoyed it but I'm not quite sure why. Like Freak Show, they tried to do too much, but at least they made it look good. Gaga basically played herself, in a music video about vampires, but did a good job. And since you

She could’ve just sent this and saved a LOT of verbiage:

SEX IS NOT “VERY OFTEN A CHALLENGE” UNLESS YOU’RE A RAPIST. #THEMOREYOUKNOW

Dr. Oz is a raspberry-ketone-shilling vampire who sleeps in a tanning bed instead of a coffin. Of course he was willing to have Dump on his show! When was the last time anyone actually watched it, who wasn’t in the waiting room of a dentist’s office? Snore. Let these two attention whores suck each other off without

PLEASE DO THIS. Also, I recommend the addition of several “salsa dancing woman” emojis, but the creative choice is ultimately up to the author.

My skin is pretty oily too, and I’ve had similar experience with silicone feeling greasy- definitely not looking to add to the mid-afternoon oil slick situation. I guess I’m trying to gild the lily a bit- Simple works well for me and doesn’t break me out. Thanks for the info!

My skin is pretty oily too, and I’ve had similar experience with silicone feeling greasy- definitely not looking to

it says oil free, so I know it’s not oil, but can I ask what the floating layer of oily-looking stuff in the Garnier micellar water is? I've almost bought this one a few times but shied away from whatever that is. I use the Simple brand and I like it, but I almost never use waterproof mascara, which might require a

it says oil free, so I know it’s not oil, but can I ask what the floating layer of oily-looking stuff in the Garnier

I didn't break out, but I had some pretty uncomfortable stinging and redness after use. I really wanted to like them too!

I didn't break out, but I had some pretty uncomfortable stinging and redness after use. I really wanted to like them

SAME. goddamn I read this book so many times. this is gonna be great.

I know Oscar de la Renta totally cares about my opinion, so here it is: you’d be hard pressed to find a white wedding dress with ANY black accents on it that I don’t passionately hate. Takes the whole thing from bridal to junior prom.

Forreal, I rolled my eyes so hard that they might be stuck back there. If you’re reading this please call my doctor ASAP

UH OHHHH J. WEINS HAS RESPONDED TO THIS ARTICLE ON FACEBOOK

It’s hard for me to read this because I CANNOT imagine living without a/c in, of all places, Miami. I live elsewhere in Florida and it is Too Many Fucking degrees outside in this whole state, 10 months out of the year. I’m about to pour sweat just thinking about it.

Her whole perspective on this is just fucking tired. Most of my opinions have already been covered in the comments but like, fuck, she is so tone deaf. “I KNOW I’VE ALREADY PUBLISHED TENS OF SUCCESSFUL BOOKS AND AM MAKING A TON OF MONEY BY DOING WHAT I LOVE, BUT, *commence unnecessary tantrum about losing one fucking

I bet they’re saying “The dude in the lab coat has only detected 5 words?? AHAHAHAHA, what a fucking amateur. Oh look, he’s coming back. We gotta start repeating ‘how was your day, boo?’ until he leaves again.”

I hope this man becomes engulfed in 2 tons of flaming human shit and barely escapes with his life. Oh, and that someone “heckles” him the whole time, on video.

Probably because I’m so busy stealing pregnancy tests from supermarkets twice a day!!! <3

“I spend all day, every day doing the things that I want to do, because I’m not wasting my time worrying about waking up next to a stranger, contracting a sexually transmitted infection or missing a period.”

Man, isn’t this the truth. Before my monogamous days, ALL I DID was worry about missing my period. Probably

“Condoms are actually very elastic and you could cram a heart in there if you were very determined, especially if you own a Vitamix.”

Hi, I love you.