SCANDALOUSSSSSS! What kind of man would even DARE reveal such depraved behavior to his Beautiful Wife/Princess??

a VERY hard left! ;)

Yep! Because (as they’ve proven repeatedly re: Hillary), it’s a woman’s fault if she’s married to a scumbag and he cheats on her.

Clearly, dropping the Weiner was the last item on her Vagenda of Manocide. (As it is for all of us, AMIRITE, LADIES?)

I was already kind of pissed that I spent 2-3 months of my life watching these two “shades of beige” paint sample strips talk about how excited they were to talk to each other... it would be a creative form of torture to watch them struggle to find a new topic. Ooh! He threw her a piece of fruit at the supermarket and…

He loves THE Jews** (and also The Blacks). I don’t know what the difference is, but there has to be one, right?

Ooh yeah with a lipstick and an eyeliner or something? That was a close decision for sure. Maybe I’ll give it a try tonight! :)

Ooh yeah with a lipstick and an eyeliner or something? That was a close decision for sure. Maybe I’ll give it a try…

Great to know, thank you! My bday was in May, I picked the Fresh face wash set and am scared to use it because I’ll probably love it and then need to buy that also. Haven’t used points in a while though- maybe it’ll come up soon as a points item!

Great to know, thank you! My bday was in May, I picked the Fresh face wash set and am scared to use it because I’ll…

Only the best bears, really superb.

Well, fuck.

the best kind of bears.

10/10 very good bears.

well shoot, now I have to get it. thanks!

well shoot, now I have to get it. thanks!

Man, now I want this. I’ve never had a pencil-style lipstick before- how long does one of these last? Do you have to sharpen it often? (Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?) Sorry for all the ?s xoxo

Man, now I want this. I’ve never had a pencil-style lipstick before- how long does one of these last? Do you have to…

Speak your truth, even if your voice shakes (since it’s coming from behind a giant rubber ball).

“Luckily, my daughter inherited only a very few of her terrible traits, like her emotional hair-trigger and ability to swiftly emasculate me with an expert turn of phrase.”

You are #blessed, sir, but remember to tell your ~females~ to CALM DOWN when they try to ruin your day by speaking or having feelings! They love…

“We already have one”

Speak for yourself!!! #SadTromboneNoise

this is fair.

LOVE that they have a picture together.

...... is this Steven Tyler with a good blowout