thirded! I also made my way to Cerave after a failed Cetaphil recommendation left my skin still-oily and irritated. I used to love the “tight face feeling” until I realized that it’s bad news bears to strip your skin so thoroughly with every wash. Bought a bottle for $14... like 9 months ago? and it’s still going…
thirded! I also made my way to Cerave after a failed Cetaphil recommendation left my skin still-oily and irritated.…
This has happened to me before- two of my dearest friends’ comments automatically showed up as “hidden” on one of my pictures, and I have no idea why! I definitely didn’t set these girls to “hidden” and the comments were very sweet/nothing that FB should have automatically censored. Super weird, but try not to take it…
I characterized myself as freaked out, crying, and drunk (or as I usually call it, “Tuesday night”). And what does that get me?
Result: The Crying Child Cal Uses to Get onto a Lifeboat
(wordless sobs)
nice try, but this person is 9 years old and I won’t believe otherwise.
probably gonna start most of my conversations with “speaking of butts” now, tbh.
Same. I’m bunless and bawling. This story is so sweet.
*frantically googles “Olympic Trampoline Schedule”*
When we first tuned in, I thought Steele was one diver’s last name and Johnson was the other’s, which would have been funny enough for my tween brain. When I realized Steele was Johnson’s first name... I lost it. My boyfriend: “If Steele Johnson went to a porn studio for an interview, they’d probably tell him to scale…
My takeaway also. I feel like most fashion is just trolling me at this point. “HOT FOR 2017: picture this... a dress... but we cut the fabric out of all the parts where most humans have squishy flesh (“fat”), and replaced it with a) nothing or b) mesh!!!”
Glorious.
Go, teams! Do the things! Win the points! #sports!
“So, for Malia, I’m going to do... that’s right... a PONYTAIL (#groundbreaking), but then I’m gonna fluff up her bangs while pretending I’m Edward Scissorhands, in the name of being ~chic~! Great, right???”
She turned those gorgeous curls into poodle pouf! How? Why?? You could see the embarrassment on Malia’s face…
It doesn’t, and/or won’t, matter to any of these fucking people. She’s not brown, so she’s not “an immigrant” in their eyes.
“Cheese Burger on an Avocado Bun - with Onion, Tomato, Pickles, Lettuce and Secret Sauce. Secret Sauce recipe online, Link in Bio!”
....The sauce ain’t a secret if a link to the recipe is in your bio! And please, God, chill it with the random capital letters. I have so many headaches right now.
What a fucking disgusting shitstain of a human. A FLAMINGO! What the fuck could a flamingo have done to hurt or scare him??? “AH TOLD THAT LIL BITCH TO DANCE FER MAH SONS JETHRO N TUBBA, N SHE IGNORED ME, LIKE BITCHES ALWAYS DO!!!!”
why are you being so condescending? do you really “not get” why hundreds of millions of people choose to be monogamous? it’s not rocket science. also, she never said sex can’t be intimate with more than two people involved, or that all sex has to be intimate. she was (pretty clearly) talking about what she prefers…
So I went to college with Robby and inevitably (in a school of 40,000+), one of my best friends knows one of his best friends. We got drunk and were talking about the shower during maybe the 3rd week in and she told me— WITH NO SPOILER ALERT!— that “the swimmer guy from Florida” made it to the final 2 and then lost. I…
