It looked like she had a wardrobe malfunction 1 minute before the live show, and had to tear down a curtain in the dressing room to attain tv-appropriate boob coverage.

I’ve always said that Jojo could wear a trash bag and still look gorgeous. Apparently, she is REALLY TRYING TO TEST ME.

FWIW, the only painful skin reaction I’ve ever had to a face product was to the Yes to Blueberries towelettes. I’m not sure which ingredient did it- I’ve used a LOT of products in my life and never had anything like this happen- but my whole face swelled up and was red and stinging for a few hours. I’ve used things…

FWIW, the only painful skin reaction I’ve ever had to a face product was to the Yes to Blueberries towelettes. I’m…

I recently re-read EGR’s legendary “Ryan Lochte, Hot Douchebag” piece and the top comment was something to the effect of “I don’t even care how dumb he is, I’d still hit it like the wrath of God.” ACCURATE.

... not even a little bit subtle.

YES I forgot that. And her son’s playroom was like... the most boring, empty, clinical looking room. Probably said “PLAY” in wrought iron on the walls.

Maybe it was just because it had been sitting for a while, but I thought it was creepy :( There’s definitely a non-zero amount of basic white nonsense in all of their projects, though.

Perfect for a nursery or playroom #blessed <3

I REALLY WANT THIS

Right? Don't tempt me with a bad time!!!

She had a giant, wrought iron “Today Is A Good Day For A Good Day” made for one house and I’ve maybe never rolled my eyes so hard. I’LL HAVE A GOOD DAY IF I FUCKIN’ FEEL LIKE IT, OKAY?

I love the show, and you’re totally right about all of this. I play an unofficial drinking game in which, if I have a beverage available whilst watching, I take a sip whenever they use/show/say the word “shiplap” (my weekends are fucking METAL.)

Anyone else seen the episode (from whatever season is currently on…

Right? At least you picked a body part that makes ANY sense as far as glitter goes. No idea how I ended up with eyebrows....

Also, with the amount of highlighter I’m seeing on people lately, maybe you should break the watermelon glitter roller back out! You’d be right on trend. ;)

As long as it stays in the “encourage” department rather than telling them how to look, you should be fine. Maybe something like “your hair looks so pretty when you leave it wavy/curly, it really frames your face”, etc etc. My saintly mother stood by stoically as I put my straight, totally manageable hair through a…

Oh totally, colored mascara is like, a rite of passage into tweenhood. My other favorite cosmetic was roll-on body glitter from Bath & Body Works. The scent was mint chocolate chip. I put it on my eyebrows. Like, layers and layers of green-ish glitter that reeked of cheap mint. YAS, kween.

she looks like a too-cool-for-high-school emo girl circa 2009. also, I’m convinced this is the one eyeshadow I used in 6th grade. it was a silver-white Wet N Wild cream stick.

this exact thing happened to me! I probably had 25 things, and politely refused the express lane offer twice before accepting. THREE people immediately came up and started giving me the death glare (as I would have, also, were I them! Express lane is 10 items or fewer!!!) I PROMISE I’M NOT THAT PARTICULAR BRAND OF…

Oh, totally. Fuck Walmart.

This would 100% still happen today if Walmart stocked the shirt again. Jethro and Bubba will NOT stand for this perversion of Murrican val-yues!!!!

He looks more like a sad frog to me, but I get Muppet.