Yup. “REAL feelings?? No. FAKE feelings, and make them look more DRAMATIC.” Also found it hilarious how they tried to make some huge deal about him showing up during the rose ceremony. Clearly he’s here to apologize for losing his cool, wtf else would be happening? Robot and Jorjor had to pretend to be massively put…

Nice! I’ll have to try these. Sephora’s Cream Lip Stain has awesome staying power for $14- I have to seriously coax it off at the end of the day. Always Red and Blackberry Sorbet are my favorite colors :)

Kyshadow.

That’s exactly how I felt. Chase is allowed to be angry and to leave. It’s not his responsibility to comfort someone who just dumped him. He can walk away, despite the fact that the producers and Jojo both want to Jojo to be a part of his... “grief” seems like a strong word, but you get what I mean.

I feel like Chase discovered the concept of human emotion for the first time last week, was just so excited to share this novelty with Jojo, and then got shut down in a big way. Painful to watch even though there was a 0% chance of him winning. I hope he doesn’t use it as a reason to shut back down or be shitty to…

I would rather get stuck in an overflowing airplane bathroom than read one more attempt at a thinkpiece from Thought Shatalog or EliteBroly. “5 Reasons Why Every Girl Should Date A Man With Tattoos”; “Here’s Why Dating Is Dead- Spoiler Alert: It’s Your Fault, LADIEZ!”; “I Forgot To Shave My Legs This Morning And It…

I have an Instagram, and I think it’d be pretty hard to accidentally delete ALL your pics in one fell swoop. As to the following/unfollowing, I consulted Judge Judy, who provided the following expert testimony:

INEXCUSABLE.

“she’s fun, generous, and exactly my size!”

I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS.

HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID.

Where is this amazing gif from?? I’m snort-laughing.

BREAKING: he followed her back; however, all of his photos are still gone. *Law and Order-style “jung jung”*

Yep. I pretty much feel like I’m constantly 5 minutes away from a panic attack.

Psssst... one of the things “young carefree adults” do is wear whatever the fuck they want. Do you really think she wants some random acquaintance approaching her in the grocery store like “JESSICA, YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT AWARE OF THIS, BUT... I CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF YOUR BUTTCHEEKS IN YOUR PURPOSEFULLY-TIGHT PANTS!…

#MakeMillenniumsProudAgain

Kirstie Alley is a) a woman who b) is older than 25 and c) famously struggles with her weight. Has she ever stopped to think about the fact that she is everything he hates? Why use your Twitter fingers to support someone who fucking despises you? Next up: Bambi’s mom, with a ringing endorsement of sport hunting!

I’m halfway through and LOVING IT.

This made my day. I’ve gotten shitted on so repeatedly (mostly by aggravating 30-something music snobs) for liking them that I just figured I was fighting the good fight alone. You make a great point about the first 3 albums, all of which I love, but especially the first. And I do think that my taste in music is…