Now I’m just waiting for the moment when I get to call someone a salty stank monster. Bravo!

Thanks for the tip! I’m new to the whole sheet mask thing.

I’ve really been thinking about joining Ipsy- I’m glad to hear that you love it!

Jerke is a wholly appropriate last name for this abomination of a judge.

this baby is giving better smolder at 6 months than I can give at 26 years. NOT fair!

Oh totally. We all have a best friend like that.

Oh nooooo. Gauchos?? MAN I remember the moment in the sun for gauchos. How quickly and brightly they burned.

Excellent reading comprehension! Look at you go!

Thanks doll, I really appreciate the kind words. The garment in question looks WAY better and a lot more dress-like in person, but even so, I don’t understand the drive to be incredibly rude. I felt great that night and can’t wait to see all the pictures. :)

those are the ones! I still remember how comfortable they were, while my Rainbows gave me blisters.

Thank you! I still love it too, despite the fact that the OP sees a comment saying “I’m really self conscious about wedding outfits, here’s something I wore recently!” and decides that the best course of action is to shit all over the person by calling a formal romper with floor-length overwrap “underwear”.

Hahaha. You are so old. I okayed the dress with both brides, for the record, and they both loved it. And would have told me otherwise, because we’re that type of friends. Go have that drink in your banana yellow, floor-length wedding guest gown. TRADITION DEMANDS IT! *clutches pearls*

I... they’re not underwear? Thanks for being really rude though.

Oh god, I’m having flashbacks. Was this just a Florida thing, or was anyone else wearing/surrounded by an entire high school of people wearing those giant, 2-inch platform sole, brown leather Reef sandals??

I wear black to... almost everything? I’m not at all comfortable with my body in the bright colors most people enjoy rocking during summer. Also, I really didn’t know you weren’t supposed to wear black to weddings. I wore black to a nighttime beach wedding 2 weeks ago and people I didn’t know were approaching me to…

EXCELLENT.

it’s my fav.

does there exist a more blatant, simpering, Louboutin-licking fameleech than Jonathan Cheban? if so, I’m not sure I want to know.

10/10 would watch.