I only hope this new and highly-televised adventure keeps them looking as joyful, blissful, and in love as they’ve been for the past few months:

he also plans to run for president again in 2020 or 2024. BUDDY! GIVE IT UP! America doesn’t want you! I feel like I’m watching some awful, creepy highschooler ask a girl to prom over and over again while she becomes increasingly uncomfortable and looks for new ways to politely say “No thanks...”

24 hour Twitter break: not #brave.

I can only hope to someday merit such a wholly badass introduction.

I honestly don't know which option I would like more. BRING IT ON, BIP!

We REALLY need to talk about this!! My guess: Chad got off the show, propositioned her like “hey, wouldn’t it SO piss off your ex if we posted on instagram making out??” and she was like “hell yeah, that asshole dumped me after 4 years to go on the Television Marriage Championships, LET’S DO THIS.” Or at least that’s…

are we SURE?

Oh totally. You don't have to watch the show to laugh hysterically at the clip of "Damn" Daniel comparing Chad to Hitler while Chad eats a whole, raw-or-possibly-steamed yam like it was an apple. Amazing television.

“Chill out captain America” hahaha this is perfect. Totally agree about the singling out part, and I think the way Jojo phrased it (“a rose to someone I want to reassure”) kind of put a target on Derek's back from the Butthurt Squad ("why wouldn't she just give it to someone she likes???"). Which is hilarious because…

I think he’s already confirmed for BIP! he’s so perfect for it, I’m excited.

What are these bros going to do all day without Chad there for them to hate/bond over hating/talk about hating on camera?? The spreading of the protein powder ashes had me in TEARS. The guys on The Bachelorette are so much cattier/bitchier than the girls on The Bachelor. Love it.

Also, here’s a scene that happened at…

eh, no more assumption than the scene you described, since no one knows what actually happened yet except for her. I was going off of the "pleaded with him not to do it" part, which I've seen reported in several different places.

“Quits Instagram and Twitter, Focuses on Snapchat”

so #brave.

Ok. But she was aware enough of “cause and effect” to realize that “my husband is a psycho piece of shit who publically espouses violently anti-gay ideologies + he made me drive him by a gay bar several times to scope the building + he’s leaving the house with a bunch of guns = I should plead with him not to go on a…

If she doesn’t understand cause and effect, why would she even ask him not to do it? Wouldn’t she not understand the connection between her request and his actions? I see what you’re going for but I’m sorry, I don’t buy it.

I don’t think she’ll be charged, but I hope that in the future her family stays close and…

but why would he do either of those things? if you’re plotting a mass murder, why would you go out of your way to make it clear to someone who doesn’t understand independently that you’re about to do something very, very bad? if she was capable enough to “plead” with him, she was capable enough to tell someone.…

Well yeah, definitely not. I’m pro-moon-teaing a Bolton baby anyday.

any time he was on screen I was holding my breath/chugging my beer/probably gripping the arm next to me way too tightly for comfort. Tormund is bae (not trying to move in on your territory, of course.)

why? she was married to the father when she conceived.

my fav hashtag from last night: #TeamLetSansaDoIt. also: holy shit, I was stressed to the point of being physically uncomfortable during that battle scene. It was incredible but... wow.

bonus round: this!