Joke's on the author, I got a great bottle of Goochy perfume for only $12 from one of those guys. The sores on my wrists only last a few days!

This was all I could think of when I saw the header image of Chad.

That whole thing was a hypothetical for entertainment value though, right? IF they were proposing to her, the things they would love about someone they were proposing to? I agree with The Chad(tm) that yeah, at this point it would be nuts to be like “I’ve spent 48 hours with you and here is why I love you”, but it's…

Preach. I hate that so many people use the word “mysterious” when they really mean “insecure, emotionally void, and unwilling to communicate like an adult”. I think of mystery as feeling like there’s always something more to learn about someone even when you’ve known them for a long time. Blatant disrespect from a…

“Tell me what you like about me!”
“Um, excuse me, unlike these other pussies, I fuck super-hot bitches like literally every day, so, back up and stop getting so CRAZY by making one joking demand of me, amirite Real Men Out There??”

Also: “my mom died 6 months ago, and it was like, sad or whatever, but I got her super…

Yeah, agreed. I totally didn’t think of that. But as someone pointed out upthread, if Freelee was a cancer survivor, she would bring it up 3x per video to keep pushing this shit agenda. “I CURED MY CANCER BY EATING 31 BANANAS A DAY!!!! Chemo has CHEMICALS IN IT!!!” etc.

I am so nauseous.

Oh, I definitely don’t know of/can't think of any that would make ANY plausible sense. I just googled "freelee fake boobs" and the general consensus is that, if you @ her, she's all, "THEY WERE FOR MEDICAL REASONS!!!" I'm sure that's more than enough for her followers anyway.

Google says: yes! But we should be careful or we’re gonna get a Go-Pro video shouting about how his girlfriend's excellent, superior tits are none of our business.

...but your "all-natural" girlfriend has giant fake tits... that she claims she also got for medical reasons.........

That linked article is so precious. “Here is a multitude of reasons why this neighborhood makes sense (safe; secluded; house is large enough to house security; FIVE OTHER PRESIDENTS HAVE ALREADY LIVED IN HERE). But... FOR THE OBAMAS, IT’S PRETENTIOUS, AND I HAS A SAD.”

Keep in mind that if they’d moved into a van by…

THERE HE GOES AGIN, saving babbies n womman an puppies, and pushing his LIBERAL MASLIM AGENDA in are FACES!!!!!! BENGHAZI! TCOT

Not to brag, but in 5th grade, I won my elementary school’s spelling bee and made it alllll the way to the SECOND ROUND of the district competition... at which point I spelled coronation “coranation” and started crying when they buzzered me. #BigPimpinSpendinCheese

GIMME DOSE TOOOOES.

Ooh, I love this thread. So interesting to have all these different jobs/outfits/perspectives in one place!

I’m an assistant to a director (assistant TO THE regional manager) at a large public university, in a state where the climate mimics that of Satan’s asshole for 8 months of the year. I’m kind of all over the…

I now have the correct phrase for if someone ever asks me how I’d describe my "personal style". thank you.

wow, I didn’t even see your reply and wrote like the exact same thing below. #greatminds

right, because women in general are TERRRRRRIBLE. I hate that “compliment”, not that I’ve ever gotten it. Women are great. I want to be like them.

or end up in jail...

Baby Rodgers is going to win and it won’t be close. Snoresville. I like Ali and James Taylor, they seem (comparatively) genuine and sweet, and also not like they’re interested in beating any of the other men to death over a minor offhand jokey insult (LOOKIN’ AT YOU, CHAD, YA PSYCHO).