Yep, mine have a bit of that going on too. Even one cup size ago, I was frolicking around braless without them feeling heavy or hurting. Apparently D is the hill upon which my bralessness shall die. :/

I was coming here to ask HOW?!? but several people beat me to it and now I’m going to buy some Aerie bralettes. :)

“Alright, Karen, I’ll come ta yer fuckin revelie party or whatever, but yer gonna need ta let me shoot sumthin' with muh rifle."

Okay with you if I adopt this as my new catchphrase?
“Hey, wanna grab dinner on Friday?” “I wish, but that’s just not the way these titties work.”
“Do you mind staying late today to finish that report?” “I wish, but that’s just not the way these titties work.” etc. etc.

A few months ago I went to the grocery store sans bra, in a tank top, channeling my inner Kendall Jenner despite the fact that I’m 5'5 and have D-cups. By the time I got to the produce section, I was barely resisting the urge to use my arm as a shelf bra. Also, on my way out, some dude in a pickup truck drove around…

Only 9:56 and I'm leaving the internet for the day. A possible new record!

Oh I'm so excited!!!

this sounds like a song that should've come from 2005 Paris Hilton, when she tried her hand at a brief, terrible, overly-autotuned singing career. SHUDDER. also, "LOL we left the dog in the car when we got out becuz we r soooo crazy and were having too much fun dancing with our Starbucks fraps!!!" hilarious, y'all.

right, because if she was prettier, he wouldn't have had to cheat. OH WAIT, LIKE, PRETTY LIKE DONALD TRUMP'S MODEL WIFE? WHO HE CHEATED ON? this shit is fucking baffling.

because, as a woman, you're more responsible for your husband cheating on you... than is a man... for cheating on his wives. I FUCKING CAN'T, YOU GUYS!

“Men Weigh In”

BREAKING: MEN FINALLY GIVEN PLATFORM TO EXPRESS OPINIONS! NEWS AT 11!!!!!!

TOTALLY agree. I’m about halfway through Season 2, trying not to binge it but doing a terrible job!

I just watched that one last night!! oooooooof yes pls.

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I figured it was a gentle poking-fun because he is the exact archetype that you identified... totally missed the rest of those, though. They're more subtle than "HEY THIS GUY'S WHITE!", and I’ve never even heard someone call Blaine’s place Shady Plots. Admittedly, I’m not the most attentive audience.

I’m only moderately ashamed to say that I am 26, I watch the absolute hell out of iZombie, and thus I am in loooo-hooooove with Lea Michele’s new boyfriend (although why the fuck they named him Major Lilywhite in the show, I will never understand.) How dare he get a super hot, super rich Hollywood girlfriend when I am…

Limes? "NAH to the AH to the NO NO NO!"

THANK YOU. I hadn't been able to find the correct words for this yet, and now I can stop trying because you did.

I always use Jessica.

“JEAH". OH GOD. It took me 4 years to completely forget about that, and here I am, back at square one (with a totally reluctant ladyboner, because, fuck yeah I'd fuck that guy).