ding ding ding!

you say that as if he would ever put his face region near a human woman's vagina...

Imagine this story gender-swapped. “I once left a fat, pristine squirrel carcass on a tree stump next to my then-girlfriend’s car as a gift. She screamed, called me a serial killer, filed a restraining order, and had completely vacated her apartment by the next morning!”

The first time I ever slept over at my boyfriend’s house, I pulled back the comforter and started looking for a top sheet. There was not one- a situation I’d previously never encountered. Thinking that he’d maybe just done laundry (considerate!) and forgotten it when remaking the bed, I asked him “where’s the top…

I shared the original story about Cara, along with a comment about her being the most badass woman ever and Rick Scott being a shitty governor as well as a trashcan fire of a person. When the "retort" video came out (thanks, Voldemort, for using 3 whole days of taxpayer dollars to produce a single, shitty 1-minute…

Aw, thanks!! I use a glass file, and file them with a color on- like, before taking off old polish- because it makes it easier to keep them straight and even. And: practice makes perfect! My nails were a hot janky mess up until the last few years. I have faith in you :)

Love yours downthread, too! I have no idea how this happened, especially with a matte topcoat and not a regular one. #blessed

I wish I could bond with my boss over nail polish! She isn't much into that type of thing, and I'm totally obsessed. Also, that haul sounds amaaaazing.

Calling her “Latte Liberal” isn’t hypocritical at all, since Voldie himself was clearly at Starbucks to purchase A GUN or A DRUG TEST FOR SOMEONE RECEIVING WELFARE BENEFITS or Some Other Thing That It Is Acceptable To Pay Money For According To Republicans!

Is society not generally more safe with a murderer in jail than out of jail? Doesn't a life sentence accomplish both goals?

Some crimes deserve punishment- probably significantly fewer than we’re already punishing, I’ll give you that!- and murder is one of them.

So we treat the drug addiction and send him back out into the world where, statistically, he’ll mostly likely relapse and be right back out in society, on drugs again? If he’s schizophrenic, is the defense “yes, I killed someone, it's because I didn’t have my meds” and we pat him on the back and give him some meds and…

He (allegedly) VIOLENTLY MURDERED (and god knows what else he did to her, since they aren't releasing details out of respect to the family) a randomly selected 18-year-old woman who was walking through a college campus to her dorm. What about that is anything other than highly unstable?? You think he should serve a…

I still don’t agree with the equivalence of legally voting, legally driving, etc. to being legally tried as an adult for a violent felony (at 17.75, not 14, 15, 16.) I get where you’re going with it, but I completely disagree. You also keep using the term “adult rights”, and I’m not sure what you mean by that, or how…

You don’t see how there’s a difference between being able to legally operate a vehicle and being held responsible for a violent crime? Yes, I could have safely operated a vehicle by myself at 15.75. If at 15.75 I got drunk and ran someone over and they died, I would still be held accountable for their death. “This…

Obviously there has to be a strict age for things like driving and drinking. When it comes to randomly murdering someone, there's just no reason to think that if a person were 3 months older, their brain/decision making skills/etc would be any further developed or would have led to a different outcome.

I would hardly say that their decision to charge him as an adult, when it comes out, will be "random". He (allegedly, etc.) murdered a woman- a stranger who he had never met- in the middle of a college campus and dumped her body in a river. The 3 months between 17.75 and 18 don't matter.

love this post both on its own merits and because it reminds me of the good ol Milli days. #RIP

*gives all credit cards and my Amazon password to someone I trust*

If I were her, I would take solace in the fact that his face is physically incapable of looking any other way. At his wedding? This face. Getting kneecapped by the mob? This face. If the entire world catches on fire and we are all sucked down into its burning depths? This face.