When I read this, I merged them into MRSA which is kind of perfect. Men's rights activists, methicillin-resistant staph infections... tomayto, tomahto, amirite?!

whaaaat?? I appreciate the hospitality, and promise not to snort my BC. :)

“Write "Holy God In Heaven I Am An Idiot And Also I Am So Sorry" on a plain white tee. Keep it in your desk. Put it on over your normal work shirt every time you have no choice but to meekly communicate Sandra for a WORK-RELATED ISSUE."

oh my GOD. POOR SANDRA. holy shit, I haven't cringed to this degree in a long time.

Get fucked!

2015 IOWA PORK TENT

People of any gender are not required to be tolerant of other people who are ACTIVELY REMOVING THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS.

Ah, the old “BUT WHAT IF YOUR MOM HAD AN ABORTION :(“ argument! My favorite! If my mom had had an abortion, I wouldn’t be here to listen to this stupid fucking argument, which would be A-Okay by me, the clump of cells that never existed, if I were capable of sentient thought (which I wouldn't be... because I would be…

I’m in the middle of a Masters degree, and I’ve lived in FL my whole life. I’ll probably be moving in the next few years for a job in my field, but I’ll be sad to leave. It sucks watching something you used to love deteriorate into racist, redneck fuckery/total political ignorance/anti-woman bullshit.

Sorry about your life :( but feel free to go back to jerking it to anime porn in your mom's basement and let the intelligent adults discuss real issues.

I hope someone sneaks a fertilized embryo into your gaping asshole and makes you carry it to full term + 18 years of parental support. If there’s enough room, you can stick your weak-ass attempt at trolling in there too. Bye now!

Solidarity, girl.

THIS! I too am lucky enough that if I needed to fly, I could, but I will be so fucking angry if this plague of legislation keeps making it the case for more and more women. You know the Republican way: pro-life until it pops out, and then, you're on your own, WELFARE QUEENS!!!

Exactly. I'm so sorry that your experience was painful, but you're right- it would have been that much worse if it wasn't covered, if you had to travel, etc. Women in red states/the south/the swampy mire of Rick Scott's bear-murdering playground deserve the same standard of care as women who are lucky enough to live…

you inspire me!

AH! I get you now. yes, of course! Florida, where 110% of the population is 125 years old and hits the gas on their be-Trump-bumper-stickered Buick LeSabre when they see a person of color crossing the street! George Zimmerman was framed! Segregation wasn't SO bad! Thus, according to everyone else who sees Florida in…

I'm not what?

WHEN Lord Sackless Evil Fuckface signs this bill**, I still won't have enough time to volunteer, but I'll continue to make it a priority to donate as much as I possibly can.

There is so much shit happening that actually matters and our lawmakers force themselves/each other to spend all of their time arguing about…

much appreciated.