I am a woman. I am 25. I live in Florida. I am on birth control. I am sexually active. I do not want to have kids. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF I GET PREGNANT? I am not an incubator. I am not going to add another unwanted baby to this world. So I guess I *am* the woman who will have to resort to dangerous,…

Yep. This is pretty much exactly how my parents approached it and it worked out great for us all. I paid rent, helped around the house, and was the same kind of considerate roommate that I have been since to friends or strangers. My parents knew 22-year-old me, and knew that if I got to live for free I would probably…

My dad is a great man. He also made sure I knew the difference between “you’re” and “your” before I felt confident enough to talk shit about other people’s family dynamics on the Internet- yours certainly can’t say the same!

That would’ve been nice!

go to jail, think about how fucking stupid you are, repeat for 80 years or until dead (LIKE YOUR POOR SON WHO DESERVED BETTER). this tragedy should've been one of them rather than their kid, that way I could call it natural selection and feel 90% better.

I didn’t say (nor do I think) that people who live at home after college for free are freeloading bums. Obviously, if living at home for free or being homeless are the options, there’s no choice. Living at home for free was not an option for me- not to say that my parents would’ve thrown me penniless into the street…

They didn’t “treat me like a stranger” or kick me out on the street. They just told me that I needed to get a place, and that I could stay until I found one but would be paying rent until I did. It ended up being 4 months. Don’t feel bad that my parents treated me like an adult with a full-time job once I was one.

Whose parents would let them live at home for free for “three or four years” after college? Is this an actual thing that a lot of people do?? I moved back in with my parents for 4 months after college and paid rent like a roommate for all 4. We have a great relationship, and they are well-off financially/own their…

if you’re lucky, you’ll become popular enough on instagram to shill weight-loss tea!

hahaha, I’ve seen all of 2 episodes of the show, so I’ll take your word for it. As a ginger, the spelling totally makes me cringe, but she sounds like not the worst, so... that's good!

I just cannot read that name any other way than Jing-er, rhyming with ringer. Duggers, there is NO WAY y'all ran out of J names that fast and were absolutely forced to bastardize the name of a root. COME ON.

Every time another “HERR DERR MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER’S UNSULLIED VAGINA” article comes out, I’m a little more grateful for my dad, who has refrained from being concerned about the status of my hymen for my entire adult-who's-able-to-willingly-consent life. Bravo, Dad. You the real MVP.

My name is no/ My sign is no
My number is no/ You need to let it go
My name is no/ My sign is no
My number is no/ You need to let it go
Nah to the ah to the no no no

SHAAAADE, glorious shade.

oh god, definitely. one of my coworkers silently walked up behind me and put his hands on my desk chair and I almost elbowed him in the face. DON'T CREEP AROUND BEHIND WOMEN, BUDDY!

that’s interesting, and definitely makes sense! I’d never thought of it like that before.

True. That whole speech definitely sounded like it was tailor made for Next Season's Recap Of Last Season.