sparklycarklee
sparklycarklee
sparklycarklee

tragic missed opportunity here, in my opinion.

I think she was going for the 2000s Cameron Diaz “o-m-g! here is my giant smile and it’s so cute and so contagious and I just can’t help myself from smilin’ this big because I’m soooo happy!!!” thing, but because it was so forced and awful she ended up looking like she was trying to unhinge her jaw and fit Ben's whole

hahaha, that’s so true. that's why their nails are always perfect too!! last night I was thinking about what the girls were doing during Ben's whole entire 2 days/nights with someone else. I would've gotten drunk on the beach and ordered the whole room service menu on ABC's tab.

I’ve heard that too! And that the finale is the first time they get professional hair and makeup! (which means that, holy shit, I really need to step up my hair skills)

Totally. This is my first season watching, so at first I didn’t even know that that’s (potentially) how they pick them? But as someone said above, she really just has zero chemistry at all with Ben and they both seem bored af when they’re together... and I feel this about her even more than several girls that have

hahaha, I actually really liked the bikini! although homegirl could wear a burlap sack and I would be like "yaassss Jojo yaaaassssss" #TotallyBiasedWithSparklyCarklee

This is the correct opinion. :D

RIGHT? I would never be like "teehee! guess who?!" if I could feasibly be three different people. Major cringe.

Last night was definitely a crazy episode. Although I wasn’t a huge fan of Caila, I assumed Jojo would be the next out and LB and Caila would be the two “I love you”s that they teased last week.

Oh, dude. After last night, it is 1000% Caila. Now she has a tragic backstory about how she opened up and was rejected and now she REALLY doesn't know if she can love again! Tune in to find out!!!

my favorite is when a couple shares a facebook account. we all know what happened here, and we’re laughing at you. “MESSAGE HIM/HER AGAIN NOW, [BITCH/BRUH]! YOU WON'T, NOW THAT MY NAME IS ALSO ON HIS/HER FACEBOOK ACCOUNT, BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER TO A DEGREE WHERE HE/SHE IS ALLOWED TO USE THE

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in zero seconds. every day for a year. bring in Rubio too! let Carly Fiorina watch with her dildo made of ice in the corner.

“On immigration, Ms. Trump claimed her husband “opened a conversation nobody did,” and said that although she’s an immigrant, she’s not the kind of immigrant he’s fulminating against.”

Idk, I've definitely talked out loud to myself in situations like that before. Some freakouts are too "??!!!" to keep inside.

“Constantly texting Kate Nardi things like “In case you forgot”- accompanied by photos, presumably of his dick”

PHEW! That SB Nation story is about Daniel Holtzclaw, Linebacker. For a second, I thought it was going to be about Daniel Holtzclaw, Disgusting, Sociopathic Rapist Who Preyed On Vulnerable Women Rather Than Protecting Them And Definitely Thinks It’s Their Fault That He’ll Spend The Rest Of His Pathetic Life In Jail.

Lol, you must feel great siding with the guy who can’t engage with a woman on the Internet without having a total mental breakdown and repeatedly calling her a cunt. Rehoming an animal is an entirely different thing than abandoning it or taking it to a shelter. It sounds like you did the right thing.