sparklycarklee
sparklycarklee
sparklycarklee

My office already has this feature. Her name is Barb and whenever I wear a particular A-line dress, she passes me in the hallway wiggling her eyebrows questioningly and doing the signature “baby in there??” circular rubbing pattern over her stomach. Still just pizza, Barb!

Let me know when you find out! If we need to hide in a secret bunker or something, it'll be less boring if we're all together.

In the comment section full of everyone's precious dogs like

I love that you can tell his lil tail is wagging in the pic!

Ohhhhh the bowtie! The sweet brown eyes! I'm swooning!!!

"I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

Is he part vizsla? He looks like bigger version of my family's old vizsla mix. What a sweet face! *heart eyes emoji*

My bad on the account, I should have looked into that further. I really like Kendrick and think he’s incredibly talented. My initial wtf was when I thought she'd reposted it herself, but I still think her reaction was tacky.

you're more than welcome to, #SweetFriend!

I now plan on throwing a #SweetFriend on the end whenever I have to yell at some fuckwad on the internet. "Abortion is not murder, because you cannot murder a clump of cells. But thank you for your input, #SweetFriend!"

nah, she’s more than welcome to sit there with her lil stank face on if she feels so inclined. in the same vein, other people are more than welcome to comment on it! especially since she reposted the damn video herself on Twitter like she thinks she’s being some kind of warrior on behalf of Kendrick Lamar (who, after

I’m going with “not even getting mauled by a bear could've stopped me from attending this party!!!"

Rita Ora is looking rough lately.

Yeah... actually gonna amend my first statement to "need it for leaving the house"

Eh, the way she captioned the video when she posted it makes it seem like she was pissed. Maybe she was making a joke. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

your secret is safe with me. ;)

oh ew, you're totally right. the quote I just typed out is probably verbatim in one of the books. #AccidentalPlagiarism

whether you actually thought she was Rita Ora or you were making a joke, I love this comment the same amount.

No lie, I’m watching this on repeat as I work on my EABOF face. Need it for work.

I like music too! I haven’t heard her other stuff, because the one song that made it onto the radio was the worst song I’ve ever heard and I didn’t care to investigate further. My comment was because I think it’s super tacky for someone with one hit song to meangirl this hard at her first Grammys- AND, when it gets