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It definitely did! I feel that way a lot, and I would definitely feel that way in a room full of beautiful girls who have decided that I don’t belong and were treating me as such. like, shit. I’m surprised more of them don't feel/act that way.

last night when he finally pulled her aside and then pouted "Jubilee, I just tried to hold your hand and you pulled it away, how is that supposed to make me feel??”, my boyfriend was like “uhhh, dude, you don't own these women!!!” at the tv. #keeper

Yep- this is exactly what my bf said last night. She was very uncomfortable in a very-uncomfortable-by-nature situation, which makes her a human. A beautiful, smart, genuine human who served our country and is a veteran at the age of 24. She will end up with someone with way more to offer her than 48 conversations

From the Quotable Jozen mini-column: “People always ask me why I haven’t been in a relationship, and I say, ‘Because I have yet to meet a girl I wouldn’t cheat on.’”

“women confuse him with the singer Drake”

Had throw in another recommendation for Wacoal. My favorite is the Embrace Lace Pushup- I wear it almost every day. I’m a 36C or D depending on how much pizza I’ve been eating, so I have a few in each size. They’re soooo goddamn comfortable and look great under pretty much all tops. Get professionally fitted to find a

The whole time I was reading this all I could think was:

POP TART STATS FOR PRESIDENT 2016 #MakeAmericaTartAgain

that's... marginally better, I guess. thanks for saving me a google!

please god, tell me that tattoo does not say "What It Do" in cursive.

I read this in a meeting and had to disguise my gasp/scream/laugh as a coughing fit

I was wondering if it was so close to the rose ceremony that he'd already decided and told the producers who was going? The producers and camera people have to know, right? So they can do the dramatic panning in/out on the faces of the girls who are leaving? But yeah, her brand of crazy- "we have such a connection and

She definitely does! I would guess she was 28-30 if I didn’t know. She seems very poised on camera (cake bit aside) and even when she’s upset/ranting, you can tell that she’s, like, working it. Totally agree about Amber- being the oldest woman in the house and the first to try some openly petty “we just wanna talk to

According to R29, maternity wear is easy! Just wear all-black, all-spandex everything, which looks incredible on you because you’re model-gorgeous 24/7. Pssst- don’t forget your heels! :)

This is weird; I grew up in an FL university town and am now living in a larger town as well! I grew up surrounded by liberals and hippies, in a time when the state didn’t have the reputation for bat-shit craziness that it does now. I feel like that sentiment actually came up pretty quickly... like, last ten years...

Oh, I definitely felt bad for her- I watched that whole scene through my fingers. But I also felt less bad than I would have if it was one of the other girls, because she’s been so catty and disrespectful and “I’m not here to make friends!!!!” thus far. No one’s there to make friends, but if you’re going to be

He Who Shall Not Be Re-Elected (And Really Never Should Have Won In The First Place). I cried for like 2 weeks after the bear massacre that he and his cronies somehow couched as “conservation”. You keep using that word.. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Ugh, Jesus. All of this is disgusting, but ESPECIALLY the guy who tried to pull you into his car. What in the actual fuck?? So glad you got away safely.

Ha-bar-us corpus: when occupying an establishment that serves liquor, a woman must produce the physical being of her boyfriend within 5 minutes of telling another dude that she has a boyfriend, or she has to fuck him! Tough break, lady. We doesn’t make the rules; we just enforce them.

also, "she's making it soooo awkward." BUT I THINK THAT WAS ACTUALLY YOU, THO :(