“I can't wait to run this country like a business, especially since I've already proven my exceptional business-running prowess over at HP!"

it’s probably waaaay up in the channels that are too expensive for our plebeian cable packages, probably like channel 144,600. broadcasted 24/7 in all of the Trump hotels, of course- gotta show these libtards the "TRUTH"!!!!!!!!

“Well, let’s talk about Planned Parenthood, and just ask how much they actually do for women’s health care.”

SURE! MANY PEOPLE WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT ALL OF THE THINGS THAT PP DOES FOR WOMEN’S HEALTHCARE! In fact, I'm pretty sure many people try to tell you about all the things that PP does for women's healthcare…

I love you

Definitely! Totally agree about the advocating part, and the scar kit would be a relatively easy addition as well as customizable. I also totally get the heebie jeebies about matching a doll to a living child. When I had my American Girl doll, she had a fabulous Victorian wardrobe and a 4-post bed and long, flowing…

WUT. I had no idea! they definitely did not offer that when I was in the AG target audience. also, having an exact doll replica of yourself/your kid is super fucking creepy. every mole??? YIKES

when I was a kid, I think there were 8 different American Girl dolls. what is the cutoff here? are they going to say yes to the “heart surgery scar” doll for this girl, but then say no to the “missing an eye because of a car accident” doll when they get that request next month? if so, what’s the justification there?…

Thank youuuu, I was going to wait for the onslaught and then address it but maybe now I won't need to! <3

“I'm writing to you today because my child has several moles and freckles, and none of the available dolls have moles or freckles. I've attached a drawing of MaKkeNsiYe's exact pattern of moles and freckles for your use in creating a doll that ‘looks just like her’. Please note that the pattern must match exactly or…

Where's Judge Kara Brown when you need her??

*sharpens teeth* RIGHT?

as a redhead, I used to (when I was on the market) get hit with a lot of “haha, so, you must have quite the temper on you, REDHEADS, AMIRITE?” and “so I always heard redhead chicks are the craziest???”

and then I would cackle loudly to signal my fellow redheads from where they awaited in the shadows, and we'd feast on…

“HEH HEH, hey beautiful, so, do the carpets match th-"

Right? SHUT UP, ALL 70+ OF YOU! WE HAVEN’T GOTTEN HIM INTO A COURT YET TO PROVE HIS GUILT!*

*except that we wouldn’t have ever gotten him into a court without those women coming forward, but y'know, details!

HA! Yes, that’s exactly what you’re presenting here- “facts” and “logic”. The quotation marks are necessary because the fact that you believe something doesn’t make it true or logical. Was just pointing out that asking someone “what the fuck are you talking about” doesn’t make them want to fucking talk to you about…

d(o)u(ch)e process

Try using more curse words! It really helps to get your point across, and makes people want to interact with you.

That... doesn’t make any sense. What from my post is “better than hiding behind the first amendment while ruining someones [sic] life”? Complaining on Facebook using phrases that he thinks make him sound like A Fancy Lawyer Man?

“you'll feel like you're bouncing on the face of luzzury!"

“Moey Chambin. Iss bubbles for $40!"