“I’d like to secure your sack between two King Hawaiian rolls and then shoot salsa at it from a super soaker.”

Haha, oh wine. But it’s summer. I think? (WEED) SNL’s not airing now. I think this is a special “let’s go fuck with the RNC” deal. PS I live in Oregon I can say I’m stoned, haters.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT: FORMULA IS NOT RAT POISON!