As a 29 year old who remembers how big of a deal this was at the time, but not too many of the details, I can honestly say the series has hooked me.

Nah. When that boat goes 12 and 6 you’re really going to want the vertical perspective. It’s really the only time that’s acceptable.

The cookie story is the polar opposite of a juicy gossip story. Like, you couldn’t find a more lame-ass story about a celebrity if you tried.

My favorite photo from the book:

Celebrity gossip has been so boring lately. Step it up, celebrities!

lets be real here