I kant

Why would Ariel Winter need a PA? To help take her bikini Instagrams?

I am staring hard into a reflection of my eyeballs, and in them, I see—could it be?—a gorgeous blue and green marble; it’s Earth, in my eyes. The sight of my eye is so beautiful my heart stops, much like the heart in the corpse behind me, and I am stunned; at the beauty of this world; the beauty of my fellow WO-man;…

It is possible, if you parse it without all the aggression, that she meant more people should be able to access more jobs that are good enough to provide insurance. Still dangerously, ignorantly supply-sidey, but not the evil, nasty opinion you so desperately sought to find.

I am cheap but obscure.

The longer I am out in the working world the more I think that salaries are a scam. Some of my friends and I broke down our salaried wages to by-the-hour and it was really sad. My dad makes more hourly at the factory (and yes, he has benefits) than most of my “professional” friends.

Ok, I’m coming at you. He was ok acting wise—nothing to jump up and down about, nothing to barf about—but that movie got a little silly. I’m convinced the person who wrote it simply wanted an excuse to use lines like “You’re out of time,” said slowly and weighted with meaning.

Do kids not watch YouTube anymore? Is it too passé? ‘cause YouTube would have taught them that these pranks never work out.

Here is a police sketch of the suspect:

Still only the second worst thing to happen to Kim on a night vision cam.

How would that even work? You would have to be a female member of whatever race this dude belonged to.

I recently empowered my female dog to not barf her expensive prescription food all over the kitchen floor. She embraced the empowerment and barfed outside.

That is not Toby Maguire dancing. That’s a character! If we don’t respect the difference, someone dies!!

This article convinced me I’m an android.

“At the time, not a single one of the major broadcast networks had sent a reporter to cover the Standing Rock mobilization; none had even bothered to mention it on the air.”

“This is going higher than her.”

Tiffany,

“Maples, told the Times that Papa Trump would occasionally carry his youngest daughter about as he discussed business plans with electricians and carpenters.”