I actually think Outer Wilds is excellent while high. I started the game while stoned and the combination of scenery, soundtrack and characters really captured me.

Mine. All Mine.

I am just an average car enthusiast, no clue how to wrench, who bought a ‘92 400E with 137k miles three years ago. My only necessity for survival was having some of the best indie mechanics.

No matter what else you accomplish in life, know that you will forever be a Kinja Allstar.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Bullshit.

Piracy is theft.

Unpopular opinion:

Bro: I don't know who you think you are. I don't know what you want from me. If you are looking for more weed, I can tell you I don't have any more. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long, 9-year college career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like…

Typical female. Changing lanes without signalling or even bothering to check her blind spot.

April 16, 2012 (date of the 2012 Boston Marathon):

Your Dadspin articles continue to be top notch. Unfortunately, I drink so much that by the time I have a kid, it will all be forgotten

times like these make me miss mr. rogers

You hear me Bradford? They're not here to see you. Those could be Heupel jersies they're wearing. You're a good humble kid who knows his place. We oughta have you over to our little family shack sometime.

too bad the nationals are in the same division and theres no way the braves end up taking the division fagotron

more like hunk city Florida, am i right ladies?

God, how much more would the SEC hate this guy if he was a brother? The Auburn gif would have ended with pitchforks and a rope ...

Place me in the camp of folks who love this guy. Look, if you're gonna be a flamboyant motherfucker, then you better go all-in with it and he does. And the Auburn GIF is just fucking amazing; anyone that can rile up college bros like that is OK in my book.

Can't wait to see the ESPN 50 for 50 on this kid when he is a 40 year old homeless addict.

Name: Weeble