Can I be honest? If I was rich enough, I would pay someone else to change my baby’s diapers.

Can’t wait for her upcoming K-Pop phase.

Does this count?

Raise a glass! “Hicks-up”

Where are the rest of your stars? I nearly spit out my drink.

Take your damn star.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

“I want to encourage all of my many Texas friends to vote in the primary for Governor Greg Abbott, Senator Ted Cruz, Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, and Attorney General Ken Paxton. They are helping me to Make America Great Again! Vote early or on March 6th.”

Here’s one more: The sheriff’s deputy on duty at Parkland apparently lost his nerve during the shooting and never tried to engage the shooter.

Women compete in professional tennis and many have unequivocally stated they would not want to go to 5 sets in Majors like the men do.

oh bless your heart for “thinking” it’s about sexism (I put “thinking in quotes because you’re more just an outrage artist).

I wish you were a lady, because by your logic, that rant would have been two to three paragraphs shorter.

Yes, the primary difference being that American women are able to earn medals while the men earn participation ribbons.

This is not the IOC’s fault, but women’s hockey is a substantially different sport than men’s hockey.

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

“Chobani” just always sounds to me like something yelled at a cab driver between “HEY” and “I’M WALKIN’ HERE”.

Have you tried Siggis? It is truly the queen of deliciously thick yogurts (I’m not a runny yogurt person either).

It also always tastes like it is on the verge of expiring. In fact there was a big recall on it some years back bc it was making people sick.

I just want to know what happened to my Noosa Blackberry Serrano. Nothing else matters. NOTHING!