My money’s on Hicks.

The letters are reading female to my completely untrained eyes. Sanders? Ivanka? Hicks? Conway strikes me as someone who would have real illegible handwriting...

It’s a legit Associated Press photo. What I want to know is who wrote those points out for him; there’s no way that’s his handwriting.

Wait, he actually has ‘45' monogrammed on his shirts? Why not just go for the word YUUUGGE and a little arrow pointing to his liddle hands?

“Trump will then use his brain to decide just what he wants to do”

There’s a tweet for everything

Cadet bone spurs can’t be bothered to know what the different branches of service are. It’s not like he is commander in chief or anything :/

I don’t know how to deal with this level of disgust.

I used to work out at Planet Fitness at 2am and you get some strange characters around that time. Once, I saw some guy in a gold velour tracksuit.

Hahahaha. This reminds me of when I was a teenager and my dad and I participated in a 3-day bike trek for the American Lung Association. One of my fondest memories of it was this older man, probably late 50s, who was biking while puffing on a cigar. And that’s no easy feat as it was 60 miles a day, for three days,…

Okay but can we talk semantics? Is it because I am an old that these are yoga pants:

I feel like at least one of those dudes she just talked about is single and interested.

It doesn’t even seem like a tough call, she’s on record at having dated three members of the administration or campaign. This is a point where, if her fellas weren’t such reprehensible villains, I would say that it is kind of normal for a single person, working a high stress, time consuming job in their twenties to…

Can it be, she murmured, that true love shall be ever lost to me? And that I shall have to content myself with a mere fortune and dozens of dashing, young popinjays?

Gwyniston sounds like the Market town in a lesser Brontë novel. “Thus the kitchen maids went to Gwyniston in a handsome coach kindly provided by Lord Anniston Paltrow, where they obtained two handsome guinea fowl that served as our supper.”

“As he couldn’t take another six months of home based work to go with her on a shooting in Cabo, senior account payable officer John Smith and actress A decided to part ways.”

It’d probably work for a lot of them given it seems the most common reason for divorce is their incompatible work lives.

FAKE NEWS! HE’S NOT ON A TOILET WITH A PHONE IN HIS HAND! This is clearly a portrait of Doug Macenhiemer Winslofovich of Tacoma who works as a part time line cook at Denny’s and is a hobbiest taxidermist. He’s won several awards for his whimsical work with squirrels.

I wonder what does Sean see in this masterpiece

‘I’d heard about this stuff happening on the news,’ Taseen told me. ‘I just didn’t think it could happen to us.’