I think she’s at least somewhat animatronic, much like the Six Million Dollar Woman. It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that even in 6" heels she could outrun a cheetah.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders just did a schpiel about how many holiday events there are at the White House and how many people come to them.

What irritates me is those ballerina’s have trained *SO HARD* to be able to dance like that (i saw Black Swan!)...all for a first lady who, at most, looks vaguely bored/distracted.

I’m also pretty concerned for that first carp model’s vulva being so close to sandy, fishy pond water. And without the natural protection of pubic hair! Yikes.

First, it would mean admitting something is wrong, which everyone in this shit-show is loath to do.

This. Everybody needs to stop feeling sorry for her. This is the type of shit that happens when you marry for money. She needs to grow the fuck up and inhabit the job held by Eleanor fucking Roosevelt and Michelle freaking Obama or abdicate the role in favor of Ivanka or Ivana. It’s not an unprecedented move.

“Maybe I can blend into the background in this white ensemble.”

Really, isn’t Kate all of us in this humdrum world: but a woman with a simple dream. I believe it was Jane Austen who noted that it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a deputy editorship must be in want of an erotic carp calendar for which she may suggestively pose for fun and…

>^.^<

I cod not help but have my trouts, Kate. I f-eel like salmon is catfishing you.

I truly appreciate and respect how committed you are to this bit, Kate.

I would love to submit the erotic carp calendar as evidence whenever people talk about the importance of good looks. Not saying that prettiness can’t make the world a nicer place (especially for women), but, whenever you feel bad about yourself, think about how there are women out there much prettier than you whose…

Melania’s disdain for her husband and the endless shitshow he stirs up is obvious and her expression always looks annoyed. Of course if, as I believe, she is a Russian spy and part of Putin’s long con of Trump, it’s no wonder she can’t keep the look of disgust off of her face.

I imagined her pushing him out of her vagina.

Not a gif, but I’m feeling the need for a cleansing fire.

She’s just the girl in the Robin Thicke video. That’s it.

I will preface this by saying, yes, there are just people on this earth who naturally are this thin. I get it.

*stars*

I don’t know who she is, but her concave stomach is hard to look at.

This is so bad of me, but I’m working my 12th day in a row and haven’t had a turkey dinner yet so eff it: I hate  Emily Ratajkowski and I want her to go away.