Hi there. I will sound like so many other women who said similar things to me... actually, I won’t sound like them. Because what I say is not what I was told.

Hi! My twenties were a blur of one horrific relationship after another (including a marriage so bad that I fled it 4 months pregnant with only what I could bring in a carry-on bag). After I got sober I was really comfortable being single, but of course I got lonely occasionally. I ended up going to an old friend’s…

You can do it! Remember, fear is a messenger but the message isn’t always accurate.

You could send them a special Christmas card with your family all wearing matching “Black Lives Matter” t-shirts.

Since I don’t see the Barf Bag today, I will leave this here: Texas’ epically horrible abortion ban has been struck down!!!

The kid is 13. We told them that their shit made her uncomfortable. Their response was that we’re raising a godless child and they felt it was their duty to “correct” that. Our daughter didn’t tell us about this stuff for years because she thought we’d get mad at her. Instead, we feel terrible that she had to spend so…

She told us that she hasn’t enjoyed going over there for years because of Fox News and all the shit they say. Now, they’re freaking the fuck out because it’s about to be Christmas # 2 with no contact. We told them we’d re-visit the ban after 6 months but the dumbasses keep posting shit on Facebook. Whenever they reach…

We cut out my in-laws over a year ago due to their racism and trump vote. They haven’t seen their granddaughter all year, a situation that she requested. It’s driving the crazy old racists batty. But we’re about to have our second peaceful Thanksgiving.

We as a family have a responsibility to cousin Suzy, and it’s disappointing that I’m the only one willing to step up.

I’m not sure how much more of this I can take. For sure, not three more years.

In my tribal language, auth means butt, so whenever I get a credit or debit card receipt that says auth code, my mind automatically translates that to “butt code.”

I can maybe, maybe, see how there would be a good case for prohibiting stickers with foul language like “fuck” due to some kind of public decency laws. Once you allow anything that says, “Don’t Re-Nig”, though, that ship’s done sailed motherfucker!

As Betty White said - she has a vagina. Unlike delicate balls, those things can take a pounding.

I think the most egregious aspect of it is that it depicts Trump as having a skinny body, skinny arms, and huge hands when, in fact, we know the extreme opposite of all of those is really true.

She really needs to add a “if this bothers you, then you’re a bitch-ass snowflake” just to really drive them nuts.

I know I should not be surprised by anything at this point, but DONT RE-NIG IN 2012? I JUST AUDIBLY GASPED. And then shook my head at the very next one, Pro-Life and Pro-Gun. That’s awful. IDK ALSO have you seen the little GUN FAMILY one?? Like the dad is a AK, mom’s a Shotgun, and the kids are like lil’ handguns? How…

Also in Texas: I have a “We Will Rise” and “Courage Not Courtesy” stickers on my Forester. As my baby brother said, keep the stickers’ language where it requires the reader to be informed before being offended. That pretty much keeps my car safe.

these fools who get worked up over language but not the actual ruining of lives are the literal worst kind of garbage humans. i’ve been trying for almost a decade and a half, now, and i still can’t express the depth to which i wish they would all just fuck off to the hell they believe in.

Carcasses. Right? It has to be carcasses.

Karen Fonseca is the hero we need in these dark, dark times.