Some sort of merger would make sense. Do the two organizations promote different missions, or is it largely the same lessons with the organizations just split on gender?

The Girl Scouts are vastly superior to the Boy Scouts in every way.

I’ve.... never seen the word “little” spelled with two ds and an apostrophe before. I think I’m just going to crawl into this bottle and stay here for awhile.

I’ve posted before, but it bears repeating- He doesn’t give a fuck about us out here because he lost this state in the general election by a considerable margin. One might even say bigly.

Who? This guy?

We’re burning to the ground in California, and Trump tweets about the NFL.

Methinks Empty Capone Safe Dude protests too much. I wonder what his female interns have to say about him.

“I think it’s fake news, but if he did that, I guess we’ll have to compare IQ tests,” he told Forbes. “And I can tell you who is going to win.”

Also, of those six (possible seven) two are guys, while one (two if there’s someone behind him) can’t be identified. I’m not sure if he’s addressing the standing crowd as well, or if they are staff/press, but of the roughly 18 only 6 are women.

Fox News is covering this.

Look, we can cut him in half and they can each have part. Any objections?

I worked in advertising (I no longer do because it’s evil and adds nothing of value to the world but I digress), and an ad like that by a huge company like Dove (or the parent company Unilever) goes through a LOT of people. This was not a handful of tone deaf idiots, this was a lot of tone deaf idiots. Baffles the…

speak for yourself, that looks sacrilicious!

taint that the truth..

That underwear is heinous. All the production values poured into that shot and my man is wearing a manky pair of tighty-whities? No excuse whatsoever. And no, no man has ever tried to worm his willy through the ridiculous little slot. We pull the waistband down and hook it under the convenient orb-weighted flappy sack…

“...features a bride (fake) fellating...”

I am so here for lesser-known-genital-component puns.

Everyone who’s ever received a blowjob while standing up and dressed knows you pull your underwear down all the way, you don’t just bring your junk up over the elastic band.

Why is she wearing a wedding dress for an engagement photo?

🎵 here cums the groom 🎵