White men should be banned from buying guns. They don’t bring their best. They bring rapists, murderers but I assume some are good people. This is just until we know what’s going on! *screaming into the void*

R I G H T? Actually, dumbfucks, he fits the profile of a mass shooter to a T, as they are almost exclusively white men.

Yup, and the old ‘guns don’t kill people, people kill people’. Ugh. People with access to many, many guns commit these acts - they wouldn’t be able to (or at least wouldn’t do as much damage) if our gun control laws were stricter.

I want to punch all of the reporters pointing out that he doesn’t “fit the usual profile” not only because of his age but because he is white. Some of them have practically said straight out that it can’t be terrorism because he is white. But of course, most acts of terrorism in this country have been committed by…

Just need to point out that, once again, white dude killing dozens of innocent people, but the “Muslim Ban” is what’s going to keep us all safe.

AMY GOODMAN: So, that’s President Trump. Instead of “Heck of a job, Brownie,” it’s “Heck of a job, myself.”

Democrats, rather than enjoying watching Republicans crash and burn their dangerous healthcare repeal bills, are apparently validating whiny Republicans by drafting a compromise bill behind-the-scenes.

Most of you have probably already seen this but for those who haven’t, this is the single time it’s appropriate to use the phrase YES KWEEN:

I guarantee that at least 85% of this country never heard of the word “dotard”prior to Kim Jong Un using it. Threat of nuclear annihilation aside, he’s done more to advance the education of America than Betsy DeVos could ever hope to do.

“sexual mongoose”

I’m no kind of expert, but a couple members of my family have claimed to be sex addicts so I’ve read up a bit on it. I think it can be an addiction, but I think it’s a wildly over-used diagnosis by anyone whose dick gets them in hot water.

I was initially gonna go with hijinks or rascalities, but i decided that would be goin a bit too light on him.

I maintain that the fact that Anthony Weiner is still alive to go to prison proves that Hillary Clinton is not the murderer the Pizzagate crazies make her out to be, because if she had cause to murder anyone ever it was Anthony Fucking Weiner.

Anthony Weiner, the disgraced former congressman and NYC mayoral candidate who seemed so promising during his mid aughts Daily Showappearances*, has been sentenced to 21 months in federal prison

There’s nothing else to say really. You nailed it.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

I’ma give you a star for “carhole”

Correction: “twot” (American) means ladyparts. “twaat” (British) means stupid person. The meaning changes with the pronunciation. A twaat can have a twot. snerk.