The environmental damage even from a limited nuclear war would be insane, personally I think a nice quick vaporisation would be better than starving to death, while hoping to not be cannibalised.

Just for fun, pretend Obama stood proudly on a stage with his 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and think of the fox news takes the next day.

Trump has to be in court Aug. 14 for the emoluments lawsuit. Blumenthal is the lead plaintiff. That’s why there is a twitter storm coming from that orange asshole.

Remember when people said “Kelly’s gonna tighten the ship and help Trump pivot to a more traditionally presidential image?”

It was CNN actually, which we know Trump never, ever watches😒

Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews needs to come back. Here’s mine:

I like your take more than mine. I thought he was hinting at the fact that he wanted to take pictures of naked ladies in his garden but couldn’t because of reasons.

That doesn’t benefit anyone but nursing home owners who employ people who harm the elderly. That’s basically Trump giving the go-ahead to just abuse the elderly as much as someone wants.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

This fucker...

What makes one a “phony Vietnam con artist?” Is it when you pretend you have bone spurs or something?

100% agree. I’m so not here for dudes advertising their woke boners. You don’t get a ribbon for being attracted to your own damn wife, ffs. I’m so glad we’ve levelled up to just laughing at them.

This is why I haven’t dated in years. I’ve tried, briefly, to get back out there... and I get no bites from anyone I’d be into. Just weirdos and chubby chasers (who are also weirdos). I am not interested in a relationship with someone who fetishizes my current size or worse, is a “feeder” who would encourage me to get…

haha, I can’t take credit, I think this joke has been around for a while now. :) #misandry

A male feminist walks into a bar

You may have missed the best response—read the thread (hint: it’s not 62 tweets).

Required reading:

I love you anyway.

He’s a fat pig but I love your concern, Mr. Gawker Hall Monitor.