Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

Unpopular opinion, but I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks great, especially before she got Mooched. It’s nice to see a woman of size look professional and not dowdy. I’m a woman of size entering a conservative profession and it is hard to make conservative clothes look fashionable when you’re not thin. She’s…

Shouldn’t the Biebs have enough money he can comfortably retire? Or like ... change careers? He doesn’t seem to enjoy his very much.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

I would have paid to see a shark eat Donald Trump.

They made a right choice

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I was sort of hoping someone would post the clip of Jon Stewart asking “Did he just he who smelled it, dealt it racism?” Because, as we all know, only racists talk about race.

Ah, the old “YOU’RE racist for thinking this is racist” comeback.

Some thoughts on this mishegas:

BUT ALSO WTF IS WITH THE PURPLE MOOD LIGHTING

After Miller’s show concluded, Sarah Sanders read a letter from a 10-year-old boy who wrote to offer to mow the White House Lawn.

That’s not pedantic, it’s a perfectly valid, important response to an ignorant pedantic dishonesty.

Boy, just when you thought it was safe,

At this point, I don’t think I’d be surprised if Donald introduced a bill to reinstate internment camps. But for all people of color instead of only Japanese Americans.

I don’t want to be a pedant, but The New Colosus was written by a female American poet as a fundraiser for the construction of the fucking Statue of Liberty. Miller is saying that an American poem older than the statue but written in connection with the statue and helped to make its construction possible is…

“COSMOPOLITAN BIAS!” screams the Santa Monica born and raised Duke graduate.

I’m sorry if things got heated.

Man Who Resembles Penis With Ears Is Giant Dick at Press Conference

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