holy shit that's weird. what was your mom trying to *sublimate you into doing?

I worked at a vet clinic too and OMFG Chihuahuas have such a bad reputation (not undeservedly), they are hard as fuck to restrain. I tried to premed a 1kg male pup one time and he lunged at me and barked while I was getting him out of the cage. and the move bloody quickly!

jesus h. I'm going to have nightmares

I don't know much about geese but you DO NOT want to fuck with a swan #ruinedchildhood

that is one little son of a bitch!

This happened a few years back. We have a 4 year old tabby cat named Poppy. In our old house we had a small upright freezer and one day when Poppy was about 6 months old I was getting something out of the top drawer of the freezer and had no idea the cat had climbed into the bottom shelf for a snoop.

she does. I'm pretty sure I read something where she said that. I have pcos but only a few shitty little facepubes that get tweezed. this chick is amazing and I could never be as brave as her.

I was just wondering about how FUCKING AWFUL this kid's room must have smelled - that shit would have to reek after a while?!

Amen.

was just thinking the same thing.

do tell us about her regret! :)

it's SO fucking expensive in NZ. I don't know if it is any cheaper anywhere else but it would cost me thousands here :/

that right there is so awesome I could cry!

there better be full anatomical details! I want her to RUN those Fallopian tubes right out to the ovaries. (she can pretend she is an ovum while running back towards the uterus) :)

'high-born cows' omg literal lol here!

holy fuck you people are saints for serving these jackasses!

what the fuck is it with guys sending pictures of their junk? I've never seen a pretty one, let alone one I would want a picture of! curious though - is it always flaccid junk or erections they send? I have always wondered that...

he sounds like a massive cunt. leaving you with 2 very young children and then cheating to top it off? that's so fucked up. I'm sorry xxx

better start saving for your kids future therapy then mate cos this is going to fuck them up in ways you won't see coming.

totally agree with you. I grew up in a house with married apathetic parents who lived separate lives and fought over money. at least one of them was definitely having affairs.