Are these teenagers aware they can just Google an already naked model?

Strange friends are perfect.

Getting insurance on this man would be fucking insane.

For a moment I thought Jaden was carrying a coat hanger as an accessory. I was confused, but not completely surprised.

BOOM, pattern!

The word has sadly been co-opted by people who want to believe they're experts at things like lifestyle creating and decorating, when they're not. It has to end. It's a slap in the face to real curators.

Well, despite my amazing life and awesome curation skills, I really don't like to brag about how inspirational I am. I mean, I'm sure that someone, somewhere, is even more inspirational than me! I use that as my incentive to just keep getting more wonderful! I just hope that, in some small way, I can share a little of…

This woman is a literal human trafficker and slaver, her being strip searched (which is standard procedure for all inmates) is perhaps the least barbaric part of this entire affair.

"For an educated, middle-class woman to face public arrest and a strip search is almost unimaginable, except in the most brutal crimes."

One little addendum: A few months ago, I got Swee'pea on the phone and asked him to annotate the story himself. He was very nice and seemed open to the idea, and we agreed to meet for dinner. (He's back in NYC these days, coaching an AAU team.) Right before we hung up, he asked me to contribute to some sort of youth…

Bwahaha. You just made my life.

Only because of the Labatts. Switch it out for a bottle of Maudite and you'll be fine ^_^

You win. LOLOL

She sucks for a million reasons. Among them, the ones you mentioned.

THE MASCOT IS THE HOODS?!?

Dontcha think? It's like this hooooot guuuuuuy whogrowshishairoutanditdoesnotworkwithhisfaaaaaaaaace shape!

LOVED him in Californication.

Wow, I surmised what the song might be about 90 seconds in, and am so glad I was right. This one goes out to all my friends that this year they're racing for "the cure," "the cure for ginger-vitis," that is. Thank you, I have been dying laughing. I could never doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

The Hoods? What the ever-loving fuck!?

Are you sure that's not Alanis Morrisette and Dylan McDermott?