Don't ya think?

Nope because she would just put out the disclaimer that it was all a big joke. Its all yours.

I can't believe how much this made me laugh.

College.

Silly Bootsy, Eli's the more giving Manning.

To be fair, it might be hard for a Kardashian, imaginary or not.

Vice Chiefs just are white but this person is just arguing that maybe we should also have a black Vice Chief. But you know, Vice Chiefs are what they are and just so, you know, we are just debating this because someone wrote about it, kids.

Mine just exploded from laughing so hard.

24 hours later:

And midgets. So sick of this PC bullshi— oh.

The best part is that the bribe-ee was on the Coors Lite team.

I STILL LOVE HER, SHE CAN DO NO WRONG, THIRTEEN 4EVA

Yeah, she is a bit long winded when it comes to texting, isn't she?

Hey now, some prefer to call it "winning a penalty (depends on who you're rooting for)" or as we call it here "selling the foul (at least that's what Mark Jackson calls it when Dwayne Wade falls over after someone opens a door in the arena)."

Oh, I've seen worse.

A few summers ago, I worked at a great little fishing store in Carroll Gardens. Lots of our customers were new to fishing, and they always had questions about lures and bait and how to put worms on hooks. So we advertised a position for a real expert on those things.

Problem was, our manager was…

If I were in Camden, I think I would want to be more than 75 yards away when shots are fired.

seriously

Fan Mail more like Man Fail!

Why the hell is this even news? It's 2013, for crying out loud.