Tomorrow I spend the holiday with my entire extended family, all of whom recently shared this on facebook:

I like your angle. /nod of approval

I laughed although I didn't want to.

Names of N'Sync songs

In my house, it was always "to McNair is human, to..."

Urban legend has it that they are so stupid, they can drown in a rain storm by looking up. Same with turkeys.

Yes, this "sexy woman wants his attention; girlfriend gave him necklace" bit is just the same old he could get laid anytime, he doesn't have to rape shit.

But how hard is it really to ask? To cover your bases and to honor and respect that someone else worked hard on it first before you rip it?

You don't even really have to remove the head.

26. "Wafer-thin" mint, The Meaning of Life

Seriously. He was all right when he was the NYT restaurant critic, but since then he's just been incredibly dull.

If I didn't know anything else about Courtney Love, I would find her EXTREMELY endearing from that exchange.

That, or a song by Joan of Arc or some avant-garde noise rock band or something.

Old Testament or Kirkland Signature edition?

I'm actually surprised it was so low. The city can easily afford that. I think we (San Franciscans and people of the internet) got a lot out if it too. It felt good to pretend and be happy for Miles. It wasn't ironic and it wasn't cynical. As a tax paying member of society in The City, I approve of this use of money.

Sparkle, you win all my internets.

Maybe Wes Anderson is moonlighting as a Turkish ad maker.

Leave her alone y'all. She doesn't Sparkle and Tell.

You were on two separate teams that had that same weird odd quote as their slogan?