I think you meant, "Welcome to EARF!"

I had to do a lot of scrolling to figure out if this was two dicks one mouth or two mouths one dick because apparently graphics in primary colors at the start of an article take too much deduction effort on my part.

Of all people to not understand that equal parts black and white make Gray.

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

Remedial American history in Alabama is just called American History.

Full time, full court press, and inflated possession numbers. The team likely had the ball twice as often as they normally would, so if we chop it down to 16, and think in terms of all of them coming off the press, it doesn't seem so crazy.

Hopefully this kid takes solace in the fact that he's the healthier of the two.

It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.

I think they were just trying to underscore the fact that a Christian speaker was asked to speak at a secular school . . . it's odd that they chose to call it "non-denominational," though, definitely.

OK internet commenter.

i would never miss texas...

I was going to protest your description of Orange County since I live here but I was like, "wait... no... it's true."

Yep. Also known as "the computer chair" during the day. It had 2 jobs.

I see your Apparel Chair and raise you a Floordrobe.

I also had the Apparel Space Blocked Out at the Foot of My Bed.

The match ended in a draw.

MOP BOY: I'm traveling as fast as I can!!

Geez. Between this and the Lance Armstrong posts, DeAndre Hopkins must be feeling pretty insecure right now.