Find that guy's birthday and I guarantee you've got the keypad code to his garage.

Is this you Bertuzzi? Asshat

Read it for the juicy bits.

I think you're supposed to follow her on Twitter.

@HamzaAbdullah21

FAU will be holding a press conference in a few minutes

Bravo! I couldn't figure out a way to get them gracefully into one post!

It's there because they bought it.

So far the Supreme Court has drawn a line between protected political speech in school and obscenity, threats of violence, or speech of a sexual nature. You can wear an armband that expresses a political opinion, "I hate the Tea Party" but you cannot wear one that says "I hate the Fucking Tea Party" or "I want to…

I personally hate the "I heart boobies" and "save second base" taglines because they imply that people should care about preventing breast cancer because boobs are totally hot, not because it's a devastating disease. That said, this is a ridiculous use of the court's time and the school's money.

good lord, what a bunch of neanderthals.

This makes my heart hurt.

It's so cute how scared she makes them.

Yeah, I heard Elliott Smith talking about how Celine Dion talked to him, right before he was singing at the Oscars, and he said she treated him with a lot of kindness and encouragement, which probably helped him, since he didn't seem very confident there. She is Canadian, though, so it's to be expected. Anyways, that…

it's evidence that baseball games would get much higher ratings if they were always played by people in costume

Amen sister, amen.

I look forward to the day where women are given full and equal access to the opportunity to ruin our country.

Hehe, I thought this was great, personally.