Ok, NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

Your advice is always great, but I believe the correct course of action for the first problem is to get the friends back together with "Parent Trap"-like hijinks and three-way sex. I mean, how is this even a question?

Doesn't he need extra money for the pray-the-gay-away therapy or whatever?

I'd be offended too if my waiter was having sex with another man while serving me. Oh wait, then how did they know he was gay?

I think OP was joking.

joke

It could be worse. Earl Milford could run Clifford Chance.

I can't tell if you're making a joke or oblivious...

It's like a cow's opinion.

No, they do mean moot court...

Uh... no. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moot_cour…

I think they actually mean moot court.

You forgot the thin skin.

No, you're definitely white.

She says she cares about her life, yet she's a political science major. Have fun working at Applebee's, sweetheart.

Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

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