What? No! That joke kills, never lose it.

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Free Verse is my favorite song by Leonard Skinnard.

See, he was just saving energy so he could play into his 60s.

I had no idea concussion tests included an essay portion.

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Finally, Orlando gets a professional sports team.

"Or, maybe he wears a condom too often"

Meanwhile, in an actual comment on a website, some jagoff completely misses the point.

The fact that horrible things happen around the world doesn't mean that we shouldn't try to improve North American attitudes as well.

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It can't be a good sign when the jumbotron operator can see the error coming.

False. There were no highlights from that game.

I guess you're joking about the Ambassador thing, but (I don't know if you know this), about 5 years ago, the government of Barbados actually named Rihanna a Youth and Cultural Ambassador, a decision which became the source of much controversy when she became a "good girl gone bad". I'm not sure if she still holds…

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

Poor kid's clearly fallen off the radio flyer again.

What a great position to put the women in. Let a man sexually assault you or you don't support the fight against breast cancer. I was about to type "What's next?", but really don't think I want to know the answer to that. Can we please PLEASE PLEASE remember that breasts are not necessarily always there for the…

What position do you play on the la crosse team?