You know, a good Dodgers mascot would have evaded capture.

Yeah but that sheriff has been on heroin for the last 20 years so what does he know.

You know who really understood what American small towns are all about? H.P. Lovecraft.

To hear their fans tell it, the Cardinals invented baseball. So who'd know better than them how it's supposed to be played?

I think you have to take the mesculine before you go to get the full effect. Can you imagine how it would make things look um, bigger and more alive?

But how many people are there who:

I will regift them a Jamba Juice gift card and proceed to do coke in the bathroom with Cara Delevingne all night.

Hmm good point. I bet I can get an extra pretty former prom dress at Goodwill for 4 dollars.

Just be sure to be especially rude to any German or French people to remind them that the AMERICANS were the ones to get that temple out of Egypt.

I found a dollar in my laundry yesterday, count me in.

I usually go for the student price ($12), but I'm all in.

He spelled my name wrong.

It looks like this picture's real and dates back to 2003: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-a-br…

Replying out of solidarity.

It's real and not photoshopped. I was there covering it for a local TV station. That's my microwave truck in the background. It was at the Boeing plant at 94 and 370 in St. Charles County. It wasn't a strike, it was a group of protesters who tried to gain access in "weapons inspectors" costumes. Protesting the Iraq…

It gets better. This is liberty mullet's twitter account: https://twitter.com/birdsonbats06. I saw a link to it a couple of years ago and found it absolutely mesmerizing.

My ex told me he was Hawaiian for the first 2 months we dated. He eventually told me that he was in fact Filipino. No idea why... he apparently thought it was funny. He was a weird guy.

I believe this was during a strike out front of the Boeing Headquarters. So, yeah, your aerospace dollars at work!

That he was a heterosexual.