Holy shit, I've seen that picture about a million times and never noticed he was wearing a Cards shirt. That somehow makes the world's most perfect picture even more perfect.

It's not photoshopped.

never tire of seeing the liberty mullet. so much going on with this dude.

Meanwhile, over at the Vivienne Westwood campus...

As Hawk sidled ever closer to Stone, and Stone mentally prepared himself for the leap he was about to take (he'd already written a note explaining the soon-to-be-consummated murder-suicide, which ironically opened with the line "Call your sons! Call your daughters! Call your friends! Call your neighbors"), the…

I love you so much for this story.

You would have to put HRC on that list too- First Lady, Senator from NY, Sec of State- but make no mistake, Chairman of the Fed is a very, very powerful position. And well deserved- she will be great.

I see your point. I would say she will be "a" powerful woman because of her new position and how much control she'll have over banks, interest rates, the financial sector, etc. But no, she is not "the" most powerful woman.

I like a Slimmer logo:

Keep the name and change the logo to Shanahan's face.

I'd be crying to if I had to go to Cincinnati. I don't get why he's never held a Bengals ticket? Not like they weren't readily available for the last 20 years.

OH MAN IT'S FUNNY BECUZ SOCCER PLAYERS FLOP AND THIS STORY IS ABOUT SOCCER SO THERE'S A REASON FOR YOU TO POST THIS GOLDMINE INSTEAD OF SAYING SOMETHING FUNNY AND/OR ORIGINAL!!!1`1! SOCCER? MORE LIKE FLOPPER, AMIRITE?!?!!?!?1?1!?

Chocolate milk just came out my nose.

Put her in a wagon. I will be more than happy to burn it.

"biotch,puhleeze" is what I was thinking. I bet you she giggled thinking that her racist ass was being slick. biotch had the nerve to criticize miley when she's famous for showing her "stuff" in playboy? psh!

Better! Always.

I was seriously writing out "How much Jonathan Franzen do you think this guy has read?"