Honestly, it all felt like bullying but I thought the media's reaction to the bullying was "The President is giving us attention! What's my insulting nickname?"

why are you not an internationally recognized reporter when you are sitting on GOLD like this?

LOL. Now I think that just might be the stupidest thing I've read all day. Don't be so silly.

Did you spell her name correctly in the article?

I made one for Canada.

OMG PLEASE TO TELL MORE STORIES PLEASE.

Ever since the Sonics left, I've been pretty sure Oklahomans are a bunch of Nazis. Thanks for confirming it.

I cannot believe how much this explains.

My brain is screaming "this can not be true" but my heart knows it must be. I've got so many emotions right now. Thank you for sharing this.

Oh, please let this be true.

That is so hilariously stupid that I would find it unbelievable were it about literally any other person on the face of the earth. Even if the anecdote were about Sarah Palin I'd have my doubts. But Michele Bachmann? I believe it. I believe the hell out of it.

Oh god! This is BY FAR the best thing I've read all day.

I really needed this today.

People Who Don't Respect The Game And/Or The Atlanta Braves And All That They Stand For

Shouldn't it be Hannah Tormenta?