I don't know why this make me laugh so hard!

That was just awkward. He sure had my attention after "BBEE be der dhu "

Also don't be friends with Bryant McKinnie if you want him to be any more than cursory in protecting your identity when you tell him a secret. "The woman who works at TMZ and would have access to the information and is also on maternity leave but I won't tell you who it is because she might get in trouble at work" is…

The elderly woman was just trying to save the starry-eyed couple from a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak. I mean, seriously, the Rockies?

These two sides aren't equal. Having high risk women not get prenatal care severely worsens the already poor outlook for the unborn child. This is kind of a big step in the wrong direction.

[never retires]
- Eric Berry

You'd think they would be against this, because it harms the children. And we all know that Republicans are all about the children.

Punishing drug addicts in general works so well. I mean, they all stop using drugs immediately once they learn they will be punished.

Good lord...that is good shit!!!!!

I've heard he only dates thin, white chicks who don't like threesomes and dress modestly.

Give him a few games and he'll be off to the ray-cess.

I thought that is what Suarez was there to do, put the ball in the net.

Duplicity in the service of elegant domination — the Germans must already have a word for it, no?

My doorman will still side eye me if I buy any of this stuff, though.

Is Zac Posen mocking her writing abilities with that tweet, or am I giving him 2008-housing-market-levels of too much credit?

What the fuck's 'whit' when it's at home?

I hope she has better luck in this job market than most people with only a high school diploma.

Something nitpickingly contrarian from Slate? COLOR ME SHOCKED

“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?” Seriously, dude? Damnit, now I'm angry and I want a BLT.

The other kid was still better.