I like a girl that dresses on the conservative side. Not like a slut, and not anything weird. Just normal is fine. T-Shirt & Jeans are OK. But a girl in a dress really gets my heart racing! I also love it when a girl wears a mini skirt with boots, not cowboy boots, but sexy boots. Or high heels, I love spiked high…

I'm an OSU fan and I have to admit I lol'd.

You are a 4-year-old with a filthy vocabulary!

Seems pretty shitty to have a whole group of people stripped of their basic human rights and forced to work under slave-like conditions and I don't even get a new iPhone out of it.

Frat Bro: [gives fuckin' speech]

Goddamn Republicans. This show makes me want to shoot an elephant in the face.

Yeah, nothing the world needs more than this shitbag cracker hunting elephants. Survivalism at its purest.

"Stay off the grass-covered portion of the legal parcel of real propery over which I continue to hold a common law right of redemption!"

What a reversal of fortune for Jones.

Has no one noticed the queen's corgis getting plumper?

Yeah, it certainly would be interesting to hear Hillary Clinton's thoughts on how a wife should handle her husband's sexual indiscretions when they interfere with her political career...

Not only did I think that it was the groom, the awful truth is that I clicked on it BECAUSE I thought that it was the groom.

Oh, I absolutely did. Perhaps even specifically the groom from this story: http://gawker.com/this-terrifyin…

Me!

I had to read it twice to be sure. What's up with the emphasis on the bride's reaction? I'd think the groom might find the castration disturbingly symbolic.

Me. I was like, "wow, that would do a lot more than delay MY wedding."

I thought it right up until your comment. So confusing

Absolutely. I thought it was his performance-art interpretation of what it means to be married.

Misleading headline misleads.