Just because it fits your worldview and everyone will be too guilty to disagree with your reactionary style doesn't mean you're writing anything of any merit.

hahahahahaaa this is glorious. Thanks for brightening my day with some dark humor.

Listen, I know it looks like a murder. But that person is just sleeping on the ground in a pool of blood. It's just a nap with some bullets.

Seriously. I read that and had to reread it twice before scanning the picture to confirm that we were still talking about a college athlete.

Step 1: Don't rape.

a small edit, "ask someone if they want to have sex with you for the first time"

I'm sure Villa wore those colours once in a previous life.

Incognito is the last person who should be yelling, "Do you know who I am?!"

My hypothesis: they try and apply Wal-Mart's strategy to sports business, and it just doesn't work at all. Wal-Mart can dictate the terms of a deal to a supplier, and the supplier basically has no choice but to tow the line. There is nowhere else for them to go (at least with the same volume).

Obama is also supposedly the first Gay President.

Because he was acting crazy it's possible he was having a seizure. Will be interesting to see if she raises a Fourth Amendment claim.

Like in some sort of Freaky Friday scenario except the black female politician he replaced...lets say Carol Moseley Braun because why not? when it comes time to switch back is like "all I learned is that you are even more of an over-privileged, entitled whiner than I had even assumed, so you can take that magic ring…

Ask not, baby.

"Football can be a confusing and often vexing concept, especially for men trying to explain football to women."

are they not "Cardinals fans"? Wouldn't a Cardinal fan suppo

Does anyone know a website I might visit in order to fund a class on teaching this fellow the very beginnings of karate?

[Googles "Cardinals kicking fail" for the 4,121nd straight morning]

No surprise. Cubbies are never within striking distance.

Because New York City and Eastern Oregon are the only two possible options available.

That's my girl!