I guess no one here has heard of the Second Amendment.

Look, alright, I get that it's a form of forcing these creatures to do something against their will without any form of reward. And that these poor things are often left with debilitating injuries or, at worst, death.

Well, I put it there myself. So I can guarantee that almost all of it is fake. I don't remember 100% what happened that night, so, you never know...

Well I think my puppy would like a playmate so let's say 1 puppy and then three kittens for me to snorgle. WIN.

I have a partial bag of gummy bears to contribute to your cause.

That's terrible. A scandal of this magnitude will surely mean the death of Rangers.

This is an important development because since she agreed not to extend the restraining order the attorneys could argue that the lady-victim was contractually the prime face cause of all this. Will be interesting to see the jurists' prudence on this one.

darn right.

Enjoy bringing more joy to one woman than Thor Lund ever will.

I can't top this response. Not now. Maybe never.

Quit being so hard on them, John. I mean, if you can think of a better way for female reporters to establish their credentials as serious journalists than releasing a video of them mishandling sports equipment as if they've never seen it before, then I'd like to hear it.

Ward of the state, with the support and care of a group like Karma Nirvana, is better than living with parents who want to ship you overseas to by repeatedly raped.

Seems like it probably wouldn't be. "Wards of the state"— well, when you have abusive parents who are trafficking you, that might be an improvement. Yes, they might be put in foster care, but that might be with relatives who won't force them into marriage. Their parents might be a little more than embarrassed- they…

This sounds like an SNL skit.

Absolutely everybody = Song of Songs

What's the big deal? Been saying this for years. Why do you think the Lizard People are trying to keep the bible out of classrooms? DUH so little kids don't start putting the pieces together. Dragons.>>> Noah's Ark. >>> Leonardo DaVinci. >>> 9/11. >>> Crocodile Hunter murdered. LIZARD PEOPLE.

So they're basically the St. Louis Cardinals of football?

*nods thoughtfully*

Batboy's a grown ass man.