You could say that you wish you could undo the violence and abuse in your past. But you can't do that, so why not think, "At least these bad experiences have led me to the place I am in now, which I'm content with."

I loved the scene where the dreamy paramedic was treating her 32 stab wounds in the back of the ambulance when he happened to accidentally knock off the glasses she was wearing, and the magic happened.

Any day someone on the internet actually makes me laugh out loud, I call that a win. Thanks for that.

"No, it's not windy!"

WAIT. The article is so ridiculous that I can't tell if this comment is serious or sarcasm. My heart wants it to be sarcasm but seriously after the lawsuit covered in the article I feel like this could totally be serious.

Mmm deviled eggs....*drool*

Nicely done.

Not to mention Devil's Food chocolate cake mix.

Brooks and Chandler play different positions, so it won't have an impact.

Johannson is looking like a complete menace..good debut

Iceland just had a great move in the box to get a decent shot off. Haven't seen much else from him yet.

I will say omar, while not believing any of the other ones are real names.

Potato.

My money's on Omar. No way they go Arab.

[reconsiders points 7 and 9.]
- DougExeter

6. ONLY THE GOALIES CAN TOUCH THE BALL WITH THEIR HANDS

If you only want to be a mere two times safer! I say "if you can still feel the other person's genitals, put on another!"