You've nailed it. I don't understand what it is about private-sector capture in this country, but it really seems like the shittier these people do in the real world, the higher their subsequent appointment in the government.

Sparkle, I have indeed gotten your note. Thank you for getting back with me and for your kind words. I'm very happy you enjoyed Tao of Muhammad Ali. It would be a big help to me if you let friends know about it. I hope Tao of Ali will eventually receive the U.S. recognition it has enjoyed in the U.K. and other…

"Get rid of Ryan Braun? I know a guy." – Aaron Hernandez

October is the release date of choice to make sure the book is out there embedded in the subconscious of the shopping public for the December book-buying season, or as it is otherwise known, the December easy-gift-that-has-a-75%-chance-of-never-getting-read buying season.

I am not looking forward to this "Girls" storyarc.

Anybody want to gawk at pictures of actual young Kim Cattrall?

It would have been the third such instance, but they disqualified the Clemens-Acedbough battery on a technicality.

Sounds more like a thing you give to college kids once they get there are start fucking up and breaking the rules.

Don't worry because according to the email now that we've spotted them the 146 goals we should receive like 50,000 goals in the next couple of matches

The sheriff may have dropped the charges, but Morrison ran and brought them right back to him.

Ugh.

I totally called this in January.

Awwww. How cute.

10-year-old Isabelle Busath and her 8-year-old cousin Isabella Thordson

Brings a tear to the eye.

All these British titles confuse me...

Well shit, there go the Brewers' playoff chances. Thanks a lot, Bud Selig!

GOD DAMN IT, you beat me to the Chess joke! Well played.