Owners manage their teams like they're playing video games, and whenever they come in contact with other owners, they're compelled to swing their dicks around.

This time, perhaps.

Bro is going to regret being caught on camera.

That was a nice touch. I noticed that. Who would hit a 50 year old woman? He tripped the guy and then immediately got behind his mom.

Needs a tumbleweed

It's a good thing Lance wasn't there. He'd be in for an asslicking.

Now we're talking.

and vegan turkey bacon.. I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.

Regarding your point #1, in the way that Cavani was #3 in goals but not in the same universe as Messi/Ronaldo, I think after Monaco, PSG, and Man City the market takes a huge dip. Yes those 3 can pay $100m (or more) in a summer but if you're not selling to one of those 3 you need to adjust your prices accordingly. …

(1) Yep.

Oh god. That was so accurate it almost hurts.

I've been behind them all, though Tommy gets credit for actually tracking Davis down. And I'm so grateful that he did. Otherwise, the reprints are my selections and it's my relationships with the writers that have secured the permission to reprint them.

I'm starting to think that rich, nervous parents are the only thing keeping the economy going anymore.

Wow, that Fuck the Pope article completely photobombed (writerbombed?) this post.

I've never actually seen it, because I don't have cable, but locals seem to have given it the stamp of approval.

You're welcome, man. It's such a thrill to be find great stuff that isn't online and present it to a ton of readers like this. I've got a bunch of stuff in the hopper ready to roll and constantly on the hunt for more. If there's every anything you'd like to see or are curious about don't hesitate to let me know, man.

I am allergic to fish, but I was watching him from the produce section, stalker-style, because that's how I roll. Creepyshy.

We were honored that Talese gave us the OK to run it.

I'm pretty sure that the SCOTUS and its fake Originalists really are ruining everything.

Agree with Sparkle_Motion, this one was particularly good, especially describing the knockout against Liston.