Yes, and under their leadership the church did a lot of bad. Granting them sainthood white washes that record. You can acknowledge them as men who did good and bad things, but when you acknowledge them as saints you're not doing that.

20th century? Yet they've managed to roll back to the 12th in just a few decades. Miraculous indeed.

Not to mention his views on abortion. Because I love it when men tell me what to do with my body——especially when they get their ideas on women from about the Seventh Century.

Paula Deen had an agent? Huh. You'd figure if she had handlers they would have made her shut her mouth a lot earlier. I wonder how her supporters will take the news, the delicate little flowers.

I bet those bastards at the wedding didn't even offer a doggy bag.

They got exceedingly lucky with O'Brien. Hopefully he hangs around a few more years while the program recovers more fully. It is a relatively light schedule, otherwise I think this is the year they would be in real trouble. No significant QB experience whatsoever to speak of, and defensive leadership has graduated.…

He's just a coach, and it seems like what he's done on and off the field is incredible.

Rutgers-Camden.

HAHA! Amazing.

lol thats an easy one Nebraska.

I-L-L

How long until Bill Simmons addresses his team hiring a coach who just signed a long-term extension a few years ago and quit on his team, players and school with 8 years left on his deal? Isn't that the sort of thing that provokes outrage in him now?

Maryland.

Well, the stork was in a lot less pain after that. I guess full price was warranted.

Wouldn't women closing the infidelity gap require opening another gap? HI-YO! I'll be here all week. Try the salmon! Be sure to tip your waitstaff!

I recommend the next gift the happy couple receives is a speculum and forceps, for removing the bride's head from her own ass.

I just want to know is there any reason or dissatisfaction of Mike's and I wedding that both you and Phil gave 50$ each?

I feel like she does not understand how weddings work. A wedding reception is basically one giant party. You do not throw a party and then ask your guests to pay for it, unless you are a frat house and you are charging a cover to pay for the kegs. DO YOU WANT YOUR WEDDING TO BE A FRAT PARTY? (Side note: I typed…

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

A pox on all people who think that the amount given at a wedding should match the 'per head' cost of that wedding. A massive pox.