Like the Green Goblin from Spider-Man

They're not booing, they're saying Cody, but with a Canadian accent.

look no further. We have a winner

ASSHOLE: Kicks on chair relentlessly, giggling maniacally, while oblivious parent nearby is completely absorbed in iPhone.

I am a nanny (extension of career in education, great day job, great money, etc.), and I can tell you why most parents won't admit their kids are assholes. It is because 19 times out of 20, it is the parents' fault. Occasionally, an asshole is born, and good parenting can mitigate that situation somewhat. Usually, it…

I don't think the gentleman below wants his good name associated with a cumdumpster like Snyder.

Sir Oblivier Bigotree

It wouldn't be totally without precedent. Before Perry, before Bush, Texas had this badass governor:

It's not real love unless it is declared with a neck tattoo, Erin. I'm so glad you understand that. Too many do not.

Sign the thank-you card for Wendy Davis here!

It didn't concern anyone that when asked to describe his family lineage, he just described the plot from The Indian in the Cupboard?

Inuit!

Johnny Depp can vouch for him.

Oh, I hope you and the flatiron building get the ethical culture society marry you, and have cake at your reception, but please don't do shellfish, because I'm allergic to shellfish, but I'd really like to come, because of course I wish you well, although I feel I have to tell you that the Flatiron building is my ex…

I'm claiming the Do-Not-End-A-Sentence-With-A-Prepositional-Phrase rule as well as The Split Infinitive rule, because they get little love anymore. Oh, and my cat, Leon the 23 lbs. moose.

I loved how he glossed over that bit.. like everyone was doing it at the time.. I had a hot little blonde french teacher in high school but never considered her date-able!

Guys, I am marrying the typesetting program LaTeX, and none of you can have it.

I pass this once a week.

Deviant!!! That's bigamy!!!

I know you're trolling, and I still can't believe how dumb that comment was.