Oh, Beavertails.

The last time I thought about beavertails was when the Canadian-Russian-Romanians were bombing Pearl Harbor in 1941! Thanks a lot, iolarah.

By the way, what is that thing?

Are you saying that the Canadians bombed Pearl Harbor? Is that why you're sorry?

"Jacksonville: Florida's Crazy May Be Everywhere And Forever, But It Started Here, Sort Of."

Thoughts?

Also: "Jacksonville: TEBOW!"

And you assumed right, BOR.

But you should also assume that your faithful correspondent will never forget what really happened on December 7, no matter what FDR wants us to believe . . .

The Russians bombed Pearl Germans?

Have you seen him in concert?

I don't know what to believe anymore.

It's ironic that you would say that.

Holy crab cakes!

I had no idea. You win many points of whatever variety you choose.

Non sequitur: Have you seen this —

Do not doubt Dodai!

Thank you.

But you should know: Some of us are almost certainly wearing pants.

Me? Well, I can't really tell . . .

He was jealous of all the time you were spending with Brad.

And Liam.

Joke? Joke?

Was it a joke when the Russians bombed us at Pearl Harbor?

Why is Alanis Morissette so unhappy to be with Dermot Mulroney?

It's ironic how discouraged she looks.

I like it, though I think I prefer: "Jacksonville: Gettin' It Wrong From the Very Start."

I feel the same way about the year 2005.

Don't celebrate too quickly, everyone.

The School Board did vote to change the name of the school, but the new name isn't so great:

David Duke High School.

And the school mascot will remain unchanged: The Hoods.

Damn Florida.

Correct answer!

Do I have to share the award with Megyn Kelly?

Is he dating a 25 year old?